Swedish flicker gooning is the practice of putting multiple IKEA meatballs down your urethra until they reach the bladder. Once your bladder is filled you may now take the first flight to Malmö, Rosengård (Zlatan Ibrahimovic's birthplace). Upon your arrival you must go to the nearest bus stop and get on the first communal bus. Once on the bus you will need to sit next to a stranger and start aggressively sucking the meatballs out of your bladder. Once all of the meatballs are out of your urethra you may start to flick the tip of your penis and say "oh Zlatan Ibrahimovic bless all of Rosengård with my seed and cleanse it of all evil". When you finally reach climax you must scream like someone just brutally severed your limbs. This will be your best climax and you will not be able to top it, even if you try doing the same thing again.
Yooo, I tried Swedish flicker gooning this weekend and it was marvellous, have you tried it before?
Nah, but I have been meaning to for a while now. But I can't find the confidence for it.
You've gotta try it man, it was the best experience of my life.
Nah, but I have been meaning to for a while now. But I can't find the confidence for it.
You've gotta try it man, it was the best experience of my life.
by Hduzk January 11, 2025
Get the Swedish flicker gooningmug. Czech flicker gooning is gooning but at a next level, you stroke ur johnson so hard you need to get ur balls to fall off and then drench ur penis in the czech national food.
by Flicker Gooner September 5, 2025
Get the Czech Flicker Gooningmug. A variation of regular flicker gooning (masturbating or "gooning" while repeatedly flicking the tip of the penis at a quick pace to achieve farther ejaculation), said to have been created by the Aztecs around 1300.
The Aztec flicker gooning technique was so effective that cumshots could reach distances of 100 to 500 meters. Some Aztecs, who specialized in this technique, could reportedly shoot as far as 1000 meters.
Not only was it capable of extreme range, but it also provided a level of pleasure unmatched by any other form of masturbation.
According to legend, Aztec warriors used this technique as a weapon, with their semen traveling at such speed and distance that it could heavily wound enemies upon impact.
Some believe that flicker gooning played a role in Aztec rituals, to summon or bring sacrifices to the gods of gooning and edging. Though there are not enough sources to confirm this for certain.
Unfortunately, after the European conquest of the Aztec Empire in 1521, all knowledge of how to perform the Aztec flicker gooning technique was lost.
The Aztec flicker gooning technique was so effective that cumshots could reach distances of 100 to 500 meters. Some Aztecs, who specialized in this technique, could reportedly shoot as far as 1000 meters.
Not only was it capable of extreme range, but it also provided a level of pleasure unmatched by any other form of masturbation.
According to legend, Aztec warriors used this technique as a weapon, with their semen traveling at such speed and distance that it could heavily wound enemies upon impact.
Some believe that flicker gooning played a role in Aztec rituals, to summon or bring sacrifices to the gods of gooning and edging. Though there are not enough sources to confirm this for certain.
Unfortunately, after the European conquest of the Aztec Empire in 1521, all knowledge of how to perform the Aztec flicker gooning technique was lost.
"We learned about the Aztec Empire in history class today. Their gooning technique was wild. I wish I could learn the Aztec flicker gooning technique and shoot my load 500 meters!"
by Sir. Glizzy III November 15, 2024
Get the Aztec flicker gooningmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If you flicker then you are a ticker
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If you flicker then you are a ticker
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
Get the If you flicker then you are a tickermug. It's the art of Jelqing but instead of pulling you flicker it around making it more efficient at the job and improving the size and experience of the Jelq.
by JelqMaster3001 December 4, 2024
Get the Flicker Jelqingmug. An unsuspecting female who is used, and preyed upon by hoes, control freaks, or deadbeat dads for what they have to offer in the way of material things. or personal gain.
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That man only chases mug flickers, because he is to lazy to work.
1. sugar momma, giving female, female used for personal gain
2. prey, kill, quest, played
by kewlmomz March 30, 2015
Get the Mug Flickermug. man 1: do you goon much
man 2: yeah i flicker goon what about you?
man 1: yeah man me too i love flicker gooning
man 2: yeah i flicker goon what about you?
man 1: yeah man me too i love flicker gooning
by mr. goonrizz December 11, 2024
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