Brachium Flatulence is where you put your mouth on your arm or someone’s arm and then blow from the mouth (like you’re blowing a trumpet or clarinet) creating a fart like sound as you blow.
Today, at a typical tedious physics class, our lame teacher was teaching momentum and I was so bored that I just let go a brachium flatulence on my arm, all of my classmates laugh and thought it was a real fart since it sound just like an actual fart. And then the teacher came in a very mean way telling me to stop farting in class and as I kept telling him that it’s Not a real fart and it’s brachium flatulence but he still ignore me and send me to detention. For a 28 year old man, what an old geezer can’t take on a funny joke. Man I felt like kicking him in his weenie so bad for sending me in detention 😡
by EMD F59PHI August 28, 2024
The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.
Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.
by LarsBrunswick November 22, 2021
As he described the flat earth his flatulence cleared the entire room.
Never discuss flat earth in a full lift as people might find it offensive.
Never discuss flat earth in a full lift as people might find it offensive.
by drnutt December 03, 2024
Doing something for no reason other than to amuse oneself. Alternative phrase for the well-known phrase “for shits and giggles".
by Krazy🤪Kel May 27, 2022
Johnny ate too much hot sauce, and now is having flatulent explosions, stinking up every room in the house.
by Haldee June 02, 2018
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