fingering

What a guy does when he is afraid to blow his load too early.

guy, " oh god I'm gonna cum"... pulls out and starts fingering girl
girl,"Oh GOD!"
guy,"man, I'm good in bed"

by T MUTHAFUCKIN HILL April 29, 2005

Fingering the Cat

A phrase originating under the Tokugawa shogunate circa 1669 which aptly describes the phenomena of returning home from a long day of collegiate studies and kicking back with a brew followed by crushing a nap. Roughly translated from the original Japanese it means "arousing the lynx" but has been adapted into "fingering the cat" to appeal to the more modern and domesticated variety of feline as well as appear more colloquial to the average collegiate.

Mitch: "Tarnation, Jimmy what in Sam Hill are you doing?
Jimmy: "Not much, I just finished my last class and I'll just be in my room fingering the cat."
Mitch: "I wish you well in that endeavor"
Jimmy: "Bite my cock!"

by Captain Jackoff November 15, 2011

fingering

when a GUY puts one or more of his fingers into a girls vagina. and you don't just pump it in and out, that can sometimes hurt. you need to make a curling motion with your finger like your telling her to "cum". it is also VERY pleasurable if the guy swirls his finger around kinda like your making the motion for crazy but instead of your finger being by your temple its in her vagina, but you HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO DO THIS!

girl #1: the way he was fingering me last night was like nothing i had ever experienced before...

girl #2: wow. was he like a sexual god?

girl #1: oh hell yeah he was!(;

by Charrlotte-ton!!! April 25, 2011

Fingering

Feels really nice to put your finger in your butthole. It's so nice and warm, sometimes I like to give it a good toot and sniff it. If I'm really feeling.....nasty, I sometimes lick it. I highly recommend it, trust me you won't regret it.

Sometimes accidents happen where I'll try farting but I end up shitting on my finger, I do not recommend licking your finger if that does happen, unless you want to get the norovirus.

Fingering

by Heyhihellobye December 4, 2021

fingering

sticking two or more fingers up a girls pussy hole moving them about sharply and having enjoyment sex using ur fingers.

me fingering alice and watching her have orgasims everytime

by steee January 5, 2006

fingering your ape

The art of penetrating ones hoonie'nan'r

I was late getting home and much to my delight, found my girlfriend there fingering her ape.

Are you gunna blow me or just sit there fingering your ape?

by cblocker April 17, 2011

Ghost Fingering

The act of raising your left arm and extending your middle finger as in "the finger" or the middle finger (as in giving someone the (middle) finger or the bird or flipping someone off) as an obscene hand gesture reversed (over your left shoulder) whilst riding your illegal Electric Bike faster than the legal speed limit in the UK and triggering a Speed Camera so it captures you Ghost Riding (see Ghost Rider's definitions) and giving the Police "the finger" in the captured Police evidence.

I love to do Ghost Fingering to the Police Gatso Camera when I Ghost Ride past above the legal speed limit on my illegal Electric Bike.

by EAPC Ghost Rider July 11, 2020