Fingle-Jank

(Fingle-Jank) Verb: To fingle-jank means to do something stupid or unacceptable.

(Fingle-Janked) Past tense, meaning something happened that shouldn't have happened.

"Hey quit fingle jankin and call me back."

"She messed around and fingle-janked her Ex old lady."

"This Movie was Fingle-janked! I want my money back!"

"I'd like to fingle-jank her later."

by Jawatech June 5, 2009

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Fingle-Dwarf

when a gang of dwarves climb on each other and are taller than you

Dude: RUN FINGLE-DWARF
Dwarf gang: Ima go and get yo

by Bofter September 3, 2018

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A police procedure wherein a quartet of officers surround, subdue, and anally "pester" a fifth individual (usually another officer, or a birthday clown). The act of Anal Finglering has become controversial in recent years, but with the disclusion of clowns it has seen a resurgence in most large precincts. Anal Finglering differs from common "anal fingering" in that it is a group activity utilizing professional entertainers.

The Otero County Sherriff's Department has been chosen to hold the annual joint Police/ATF/FBI/Cirque Du Soleil Anal Finglering Consortium and Potluck this year. Don't foget your butter and your nightsticks!!!

by The Goddess Bunny October 8, 2008

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finagled

drunk to the point of incoherence, slurring, stumbling, lack of depth perception, diminished sexual standards, nonexistent inhibitions, and possible acts of regurgitation, blacking out, and making bad decisions.

"Susie was finagled last night!"

"Jerome wasn't just trashed last night, he was finagled!"
"If I wasn't so finagled I wouldn't have fucked that fat chick."
"I'm so finagled im going to go streaking."

by apple_jaxxss December 18, 2009

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