Fatherless

A phenomenon which your Dad never came back with the milk in your house,beacuse of the following:

-You have no Bitches
-Your father wants to abandon you
-Your subbed to Dream
-You spend 12 hours a day on discord
-You support gay people
-You never touched grass in your entire life
-You never go outside since when you are born

"Albert lost his father since 1986,beacuse his dad never came back with the milk and now he is fatherless"

by Evokerrr June 6, 2022

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your dad went to get the milk/he left cause u were gay?, a furry? or maybe u just watched a little too much anime and ur obsession became so bad he decided to leave you because "I didn't raise my child like that"

"bro your a furry? you must be fatherless

by bonkersishatmyself January 15, 2023

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Eric Theodore Cartman, often referred to just by his surname, is a main character in the adult animated television series South Park, created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, and is voiced by Parker. He is one of the series' four central characters, along with Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick.

Person 1: you're fatherless.
Gay person on TikTok: you mean like Cartman?

by im really cool no joke January 24, 2022

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Hey, you know what ALSO coincides with the average income by race?

Hym "You see it, right? The fatherlessness rate by race... Coincides with with the average income by race (inversely)... Which ALSO COINCIDES... With the average DICK SIZE by race! They're just fucking the fat-cocks indiscriminately! Look at this fucking guy I work with... He looks like Taylor Swifts stalker. The literal difference between being Taylor Swifts stalker and fucking all the women is a fat-cock. It's literally that. Critical fat-cock theory: The ultimate and most-correct dating theory! And then they run out of fat-cocks... And they're like 'WhErE dId AlL tHe GoOd mEn Go!?' 😭 (👈right there is the fat-cock withdrawal)"

Wahmen "Well maybe if you give me access to all of your money... Indefinitely... And continue to do that even if I stop fucking you... THEN... Then I'll fuck you..."

Hym "Nope! Not happening bitch! You get the fuck right up out of here with that shit! You need to fuck. And then you can have a wage proportional to performing the task. Correct again bitch! Correct again!"

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

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