The act of a hairy naked male buttocks pressing each cheek and anus so hard into a persons face that they see lights an spots due to the anal force pressing upon the victims eyes. While contracting pink eye.
"my manager gave me me feucht fireworks show today", "saw some crazy lights with my eyes closed. Now my eyes are itchy"
by Lahey jim January 6, 2022
Get the Feucht fireworks mug.1. n. Premature ejaculation, blowing your wad unexpectedly.
2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.
(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.
(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
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1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.
1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.
2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.
2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.
1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.
2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.
2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
by DerSizzler July 13, 2012
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(N.) When a New Years Eve partier blows a paper horn at a fellow partier’s face, and that someone is soo intoxicated that they projectile vomit into the paper horn; the paper horn player then proceeds to vomit back through the paper horn onto the original vomiter.
(N.) When a New Years Eve partier blows a paper horn at a fellow partier’s face, and that someone is soo intoxicated that they projectile vomit into the paper horn; the paper horn player then proceeds to vomit back through the paper horn onto the original vomiter.
1. Did you see Amanda get hit with that Hawaiian Firework last night? Oh yeah, happy New Year, buddy.
by Stopmakingparanormalactivities January 6, 2018
Get the Hawaiian Firework mug.The action of filling your used condom with hot sauce after you are finished doing the sex so that the whore cannot attempt to steal your seed. She will find an unwelcome fire down below instead of child support money.
guy 1: "Dude, did you make sure that bitch didn't get your used condom?"
drake: "Oh yeah, I created a Milwaukee Firework before I left that dump."
drake: "Oh yeah, I created a Milwaukee Firework before I left that dump."
by john fugger February 13, 2022
Get the Milwaukee Firework mug.Where you eat your girl out while she's on her period, then proceed to ejaculate into the air, skillfully catching it in your mouth as if it were a Malteaser or other small edible object.
"Hey CJ, does your girl like it when you give her a Strawberry Firework?"
"Yeah man, gotta be careful not to hit yourself in the eye though!"
"Yeah man, gotta be careful not to hit yourself in the eye though!"
by TopNotchBloke June 3, 2017
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When the eggs and rice are fluffy, the bacon is salty, cheese is cheesing. And the hot sauce is orgasmic you say this
When the eggs and rice are fluffy, the bacon is salty, cheese is cheesing. And the hot sauce is orgasmic you say this
by JadeOral May 21, 2024
Get the firework orgasm mug.(n.) Jizz that comes out at such speed, force, and shear power it is comparable to that of a firework
(v.) The act of giving someone firework jizz, typically your own
(v.) The act of giving someone firework jizz, typically your own
by Low Ball Wizard September 15, 2023
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