A sex act. The Fatmans Hammer is a follow on from a regular Blowjob. Whilst being Fellated you slowly lift your arms and your legs until your whole bodyweight is being held purely by the Fellators mouth. To finish the sex act flawlessly, you must start to spin, clockwise or anti-clockwise, until you make a full rotation.
Awesome Dude: I was getting a blowjob last night
Other Dude: mmm-hmm
Awesome Dude: And I started lifting my arms and legs until I was suspended purely by her mouth.
Other Dude: mmm-hmm
Awesome Dude: I then did a FULL rotation, clockwise.
Other dude drops his monocle into his fresh cup of Darjeeling tea
Other Dude: Dear god. The Fatmans Hammer. I thought it was a myth!
*Awesome air guitar for 35 minutes, the loch-ness monster and Bigfoot start making out, fireworks and fucking awesome laser light-shows ensue. The amount of high-fives worldwide increase by 480%*
Other Dude: mmm-hmm
Awesome Dude: And I started lifting my arms and legs until I was suspended purely by her mouth.
Other Dude: mmm-hmm
Awesome Dude: I then did a FULL rotation, clockwise.
Other dude drops his monocle into his fresh cup of Darjeeling tea
Other Dude: Dear god. The Fatmans Hammer. I thought it was a myth!
*Awesome air guitar for 35 minutes, the loch-ness monster and Bigfoot start making out, fireworks and fucking awesome laser light-shows ensue. The amount of high-fives worldwide increase by 480%*
by TheLegendaryFatmanHammer April 6, 2014
Get the Fatmans Hammer mug.a rather douchy chinkerdinker known for making rude jokes and blatant cockblock. extremely fat and also known for having small balls and small veins. also very insistent on not giving a shit about anything, making it very difficult to defeat him.
ME to girl: hey u wanna hang out later?
Fatman Huo: SO U CAN FUCK HER, MAN THATS NASTY
girl: uhmmm sorry no thx...
ME: GOD UR SUCH A ASSHOLE
FATMAN HUO: no im just fatman huo.
Fatman Huo: SO U CAN FUCK HER, MAN THATS NASTY
girl: uhmmm sorry no thx...
ME: GOD UR SUCH A ASSHOLE
FATMAN HUO: no im just fatman huo.
by 123 PEBRO 321 May 7, 2010
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In Southern States a euphemism for clitoris is "the man in the boat" referring to the lone passenger in the dory shaped vulva. Many newly weds are determined to sink him. " Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues" is a reference to an engorged clitoris in need of attention.
I met a woman in a bar Friday night who told me she had a Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues at home. She wanted to know if I was interested in cheering him up.
by Hydraulic Ride February 24, 2019
Get the Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues mug.A variation of the heat index for weather. The fatman index measures how well each person handles the heat. Some people don't mind the heat, others fear it like grim death. The worse you handle heat, the higher the fatman index. This is based on the real lazy fat man who hates the heat and sweats like a pig. Originates from the area of Genoa, Illinois.
"This heat is terrible! fatman index is through the roof!"
"Better not go outside. It's hot and humid, not to mention the fatman index."
"Better not go outside. It's hot and humid, not to mention the fatman index."
by The Ripper April 1, 2005
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Get the fatman77 mug.Fatmanne is a word for someone that acts like a crybaby.
It's got a strange history. A long time ago some aliens were spotted by a toddler. They had their tablet
recording as they were crying. Aliens didn't speak english but they could write it alright. They called
the toddler a Fatmanne on a piece of paper. Fatmanne was supposed to mean fat man. The aliens
did not yet know how to spell man, or that a toddler is not a man yet.
It's got a strange history. A long time ago some aliens were spotted by a toddler. They had their tablet
recording as they were crying. Aliens didn't speak english but they could write it alright. They called
the toddler a Fatmanne on a piece of paper. Fatmanne was supposed to mean fat man. The aliens
did not yet know how to spell man, or that a toddler is not a man yet.
by GoogolUwU November 9, 2020
Get the Fatmanne mug.Fatmanur is the meaning of the love. Fatmanur has a very pure heart, impressive eyes and a warm smile. It's impossible not to admire him. It is also the center of my life. Although she says "yoo", it is a fact that she is very beautiful and I can't stop watching her. I love her so much. My heart, my life, my life, my wolf eye, my darling
by Fnozyik November 29, 2021
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