Fart Fact 4

A woman's fart smells worse than a man's. Although this may sound difficult to believe it is absolutely true! Although women and men produce the same amount of flatulence, a study conducted by Dr. Michael D Levitt, a gastroenterologist working in Minneapolis, found that women's farts consistently contain significantly greater concentrations of hydrogen sulphide, so they are definitely smellier.

“Are you sure Malcolm isn’t a woman?”
“Fairly sure, why do you ask?”
“Well it’s because of fart fact 4.”

by AKACroatalin October 27, 2019

Fart Fact 5

Most people fart between 14 to 22 times each day, try counting them if you don’t believe it. So if someone tells you they don't fart, they're probably lying and are specialists in SBDs and are just trying to avoid being blamed for that nasty smell that made everyone’s eyes water.

“I just told Malcolm that he is well above average, but I don’t think he realised I was referring to fart fact 5.”

by AKACroatalin October 27, 2019

Fart Fact 14

This is the very last one in the series but every single one of them is true! This one tells you that farting isn't rude or disgusting. It may seem that way because they usually smell bad, but it's just something a healthy human body does, a normal by-product of your body digesting food, so if you need to let one go, do it and if anyone objects fuck ‘em.

“Mikey let rip in class, teacher called him on it, so he explained fart Fact 14 to her and suggested if she was worried she should see her doctor. I nearly bust a gut trying not to laugh.”

by AKACroatalin November 3, 2019

fun fact

A kind of fact that disguises itself as a "fun fact" but it is not fun at all.

Person 145: "Wanna hear a fun fact?"
Person 223: "Sure."
Person 145: "We are labeled as numbers because we are subjects for these made-up conversations."
Person 223: "That is not fun at all..."
Person 145: "But it is a fact."

by sbon June 10, 2020

The Vactor Factor

The element of a party that would make it the best time ever. The reason people will come back to your party. The reason people talk about your party for years afterwards.

Also...The black guy at the party (usually a tailgate) that everyone is excited is coming. He's loud, obnoxious, HILARIOUS, and can drink for hours on end.

I thought this weekend was going to suck but I forgot about "The Vactor Factor"! It's goin to be awesome!

Tailgater 1: "I don't know if I can go to the game on Saturday."
Tailgater 2: "The Vactor Factor will be there."
Tailgater 1: "well then I'm DEFINITELY going to make it!"

by Young Jensen January 23, 2011

as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory

Useless at best, causing severe damage at worst. Similar to saying, "As much use as a bull in a china shop."

Guy 1: Damn it... My sister ruined my school project again.

Guy 2: Wow. She's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.

by Ur waifu June 7, 2016

matter-of-fact

A way of saying something in such a way that emits a sense that you are sure of yourself.

He spoke in a very matter-of-fact tone.

by Matt the genius March 23, 2008