Dog of the Evening

When you have a large group of dogs and you choose one to stay in bed with you and eat strawberries. The other dogs get nothing.

Hey young man, would you like to be dog of the evening?

by High_Im_Jamers September 6, 2020

evening companion

The person you spend time with on a particular evening.

I went to the Carly Rae Johnson concert with my evening companion.

by baked-lit-chick January 16, 2016

Even-Bo

1. Word used to replace 'Even though' just to sound different.

2. A person who appears balanced, but is very mentle and sees all around them as a threat and or a target.

1. "Oh man, even-bo I did that, I still won."

2. The man smiled, while in his mind he watched his boss infront of him falling back due to a heart attack.

by The One True King May 7, 2009

Even-Thomas

A lemon seed known to make a weird sound when you step on it

Person 1 : Hey look i got this lemon seed
Person 2: Check if it's an Even-Thomas and smash it
Person 1: ok
*weird noice*
Person 2: wow
Person 1: How nice

by Coolboy95 January 23, 2020

even kiln

to be on the straight and narrow, not mentally unwell.

I want to be on an even kiln.

by OfTroy March 18, 2016

even jump

An even jump is a jump that is so perfect. The back of your feet line up with perfectly with the edge of what you're jumping on. It's usually said when this happens in video games, although it can happen in real life and can happen to anything or anyone that's jumping on something.

I've never seen anybody land that so perfectly! That was such an even jump!!

by Retard_Ryan February 10, 2023

Not even in the butt

The perfect response if your goal is to make any situation awkward. The word "even" makes it just that much weirder.

"Haven't you ever thought of us sleeping together?"
Nope. Not even in the butt.

"Have you ever done cocaine?"
Nah. Not even in the butt.

"Would you like a refill?"
No thanks. And not even in the butt, sir."

by Swambat April 23, 2014