An unqualified individual who thru what seems like sheer magic manages to get themselves a job at a real estate company. Have they ever sold real estate? no, have they ever done mortgages? no, have they ever done closings? no. Their only skill is simply to be able to spot companies with weak leadership who allow them to collect a salary for doing absolutely nothing of meaning or tangible value for the organizations they represent.
Uber Driver: If you need any help with your Real Estate needs I can point you in the right direction, I just do this for fun, I'm actually a Real Estate Business Developer for a Real Estate company.
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop
by Agente Secreto January 19, 2023
Get the Real Estate Business Developermug. "Go Real Estate On Your Ass" is another way to threaten someone with violence. It stems from a clip on MadTV, in which people get rich by threatening to attack home owners with a machete, unless the home owner gives the attacker their house.
YouTube Keyword: madtv real estate
YouTube Keyword: madtv real estate
Regular Person: You knock it off or I'll go real estate on your ass!
Gangster: Y'all better cut the shit yo, or I be goin' real estate on yo @$$. Yo.
Gangster: Y'all better cut the shit yo, or I be goin' real estate on yo @$$. Yo.
by Jesesus B' Me May 4, 2010
Get the Go Real Estate On Your Assmug. The single most powerful political organization on the Palos Verdes Peninsula. Somehow, they're not the most corrupt faction in the city. That position would be reserved for the Palos Verdes City Council. In combination with the Palos Verdes City Council members, they've managed to gain a chokehold on all municipal legislation and policy-making within the city.
On average, you can find the PVE Police patrolling along Palos Verdes Drive West, near the Palos Verdes High School, because they literally never patrol anywhere else. In addition, they currently consume 70% of the city's budget, which increases every year. But god forbid we outsource our police to another city to save all that money, we need to be paying all these police officers' managers $200k+ per year salaries with pensions!
On average, you can find the PVE Police patrolling along Palos Verdes Drive West, near the Palos Verdes High School, because they literally never patrol anywhere else. In addition, they currently consume 70% of the city's budget, which increases every year. But god forbid we outsource our police to another city to save all that money, we need to be paying all these police officers' managers $200k+ per year salaries with pensions!
"I called the Palos Verdes Estates Police Department dispatch to report a robbery and that condescending bitch hung up on me"
by Untalented14YearOld May 12, 2023
Get the Palos Verdes Estates Police Departmentmug. A term that Brisker uses when he is playing basketball and gains total control under neath the hoop usually scoring easily on the defender in the paint.
by AppleSauce21 January 8, 2019
Get the its free real estatemug. A bunch of white kids who think they are better than the white kids at Schaumburg. But the Schaumburg kids have dignity and aren’t always acting ghetto.
by Mikey Krickey November 29, 2018
Get the Hoffman Estates High Schoolmug. The Estate Rate is an unspoken but effective measure which can be used to gauge what neighbours actually think of each other.
Here is an example using refuse collection and popularity.
Popular:
Your neighbour notices you have put the wrong refuse bin out for collection so they break into your backyard and swap the bins over.
Unpopular:
Due to an early flight the refuse bin is left out the night before collection day. Returning a week later the empty refuse bin is still on the road outside the house.
Here is an example using refuse collection and popularity.
Popular:
Your neighbour notices you have put the wrong refuse bin out for collection so they break into your backyard and swap the bins over.
Unpopular:
Due to an early flight the refuse bin is left out the night before collection day. Returning a week later the empty refuse bin is still on the road outside the house.
Your nouveau-chav neighbour encourages their children to play road football in front of everyone's house but their own.
You can either suggest they record Jeremy Kyle (Jerry Springer) and take the kids to the park or use the more non-confrontational method of watching and participating in a neighbourhood Estate Rate which will not resolve the problem but does lead to a satisfying feeling of alliance.
You can either suggest they record Jeremy Kyle (Jerry Springer) and take the kids to the park or use the more non-confrontational method of watching and participating in a neighbourhood Estate Rate which will not resolve the problem but does lead to a satisfying feeling of alliance.
by Bruce Brithe April 22, 2017
Get the Estate Ratemug. Also known as Elite Twitter is a Ghanaian segregated bunch of people who think they are cool and better than others and go about trying to shit on Abenkwan tweeps
Suit guy ein relationship cameraman trying act all intelligent so he can be seen as estate Twitter tweep
by 007gayzee March 9, 2022
Get the Estate Twittermug.