Equanimarian

Equanimarian
noun
A person who maintains internal equilibrium while moving through external turbulence.
Not detached.
Not passive.
Not argumentative.
The Equanimarian does not react on cue.
Does not escalate to prove a point.
Does not chase agreement.
They introduce slight disturbance—
a phrase, a question, a presence—
then continue on their way.
They are often mistaken for cold, aloof, or contrarian.
In truth, they are simply unhooked.
Traits:
Speaks minimally but precisely.
Does not defend every statement.
Observes reaction without absorbing it.
Moves like water over stone—altering shape without losing form.
Creates riffles, not floods.
Example:
“He said ‘water has memory’ and kept walking. Total Equanimarian.”

“He said ‘water has memory’ and kept walking. Total Equanimarian.”

by Heymuse March 2, 2026

boner equinox

A day (twice each calendar year) when a man with erectile dysfunction cannot achieve an erection even with the use of Viagra.

Wife: Dear, I feel like cuddling. Why don't you take a Viagra?
Husband: It's no use Sweetheart. Today's the boner equinox, I'm done.
Wife: Alright then, I'm going to Bingo with the girls.

boner solstice

by SapDMan January 30, 2017

TK equine

A really nice equestrian youtuber

Have you ever seen Barrel racing?
Yes! I watch TK equine

by Chaos child September 17, 2020

conservative equinox

The point when Tories shift from blaming the last Labour government to blaming the next Labour government.

- credit: Larry the Cat

We have reached Conservative Equinox

by Themadscrawler September 28, 2022