Guy 1: "Yo, they got major daddy issues, know how I know?!"
Guy 2: " tell me, fam"
Guy 1: " I dirty endered that bitch"
Guy 2: " tell me, fam"
Guy 1: " I dirty endered that bitch"
by T.T dude September 08, 2021
One of the most amazing guys you'll ever meet, with the sweetest personality, the most beautiful face, and a near-holy voice. He might reject you if you try to date him, but he's so nice to you that you don't even feel bad; dnd even just the thought of him will comfort you in your darkest times.
Guy 1: Wow, Ender Rize is a really cool guy.
Guy 2: I know right? If only he loved me like I love him.
Guy 2: I know right? If only he loved me like I love him.
by not a guy with a z name October 05, 2022
The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.
"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
by OdiumRex July 27, 2012
A genius, who appears in: Ender's Game, Ender's Shadow, Speaker for the Dead, Xenocide, Ender in Exile, A War of Gifts, and First Meetings.
by 18328u98u9348u009 March 02, 2017
by Zong February 13, 2022
Always defined as an extremely gay man who is bad at video games. Known to be very flamboyant and sober.
by JiggyB March 05, 2022
by Paddy the Baddy January 18, 2019