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Hooker Eggin

The act of driving close to one or more prostitutes while the passenger throws eggs at the whore. May also be done with a sling or other similar device.
My douchebag friend drove and I got to do some serious hooker eggin. I hit that bitch right in the face!
Hooker Eggin by IrischGuy December 8, 2011

Music edging

When someone plays music to the very end of the song and then in the last 10 seconds, changes to a new song. This may continue multiple times and result in instant satisfaction when one finally finishes.
"Dude stop music edging me, let this one fucking play!"
Music edging by Liljoxford August 31, 2019

political edging 

Political edging is the practice of enjoying taking yourself, or being brought, to the point where you think an election is almost over, and a candidate is about to be chosen, then stopping or being stopped, before reaching the peak in which a candidate would be chosen.
This week has been fodder for the political edging I like to do at least once very four years.
political edging by Drandmrevil November 7, 2020

Peggle Edging 

When you're playing Peggle and you get the ball as close to the final peg as possible without touching it.
"I was playing Peggle the other day and I edged the final peg 5 times before I finally hit it"
"Call that Peggle Edging"
Peggle Edging by dankusperpetalius December 9, 2020

National Edging Day 

Every march 2, instead of jacking and finishing, you are edging. Get your girlfriends or boyfriends and participate in this fun activity. Consensually of course. If you last less than 10 edges, you owe ur girlfriend or boyfriend a date.
Its national edging day. My stamina better be ready for this.

Turd Edging 

Holding your poop at the point just before excretion for as long as you possibly can. Often due to laziness.
I almost shit my pants today because I was turd edging through the whole Star Wars prequel trilogy.
Turd Edging by Black Brian March 25, 2022