Ege

1) Ege is the definition of the perfect male, the perfect partner, and the perfect person generally.
2) Thicc

Girl 1: Who's she dating?
Girl 2: That must be Ege
Girl 1: Holy Jesus she is so luckyyy, he is literally the definition of perfection.

by Jag-i-Pie March 26, 2019

Cream Egged

The act of pushing seamen out of one’s anus during a bout of diarrhea.

Johnny cream egged all over my chest last night after a night of love making and diarrhea.

by ParkwayParish October 25, 2023

eg

When your brain stopped working and you just go... eg

Wow, he lost all thoughts, he has totally gone 'eg'.

by rijnozzz January 2, 2025

Kinder-egging

A sexual term, referring to a threefold experience. The first part of the experience is the consumption of sedatives or 'downers', such as ketamine, the second part is the recieving of sexual gratification via the partners (or 'eggers') hand stimulation, the third part is the 'surprise' (hence the name), usually something along the lines of throwing the reciever off of a bridge or footpath, into a river or canal just as their sexual climax is experienced.

-He kinder-egged her good on Martin's bridge, right into the water and she was pissed!
-She gave me a right kinder-egging the other night!

by thealmightybasstardo May 2, 2011

EGS

EGS is an acronym for Epic Gamer Syndrome. Epic Gamer Syndrome is the syndrome in which you are an epic gamer.

Johnathan: Bro, I was diagnosed with EGS today...
Bob: What's EGS?
Johnathan: Epic Gamer Syndrome, dude.

by BubbaJuice October 9, 2021

Ege

The most awesome male name in turkish. Actually a fucking monster in bed with a massive dick. If you are dating a Ege, he will makes your pussy wet. Based on my experience :). Also academically successful. Smart, rich, fuckboy (not sure), honest, daddy, little bit jealous. And he is 5'9/6'2.

The best guy in the world, he is Ege. He is my husband.

by egeismyhusband November 21, 2021

ege akyoldaş

a super ordinary regular everyday normal guy with god complex. defines himself as a child in a man's body and has the potential to bring thousands like nietzsche to their knees with his magnificent aphorisms. genius of the last twenty decades. going to be the total abstainer gamer of kokomo in the next nine years.

x: Oh my god! Is that Troy Bolton smoking pot?
r: Him? Nah, he's ege akyoldaş!

by rnabyc December 14, 2021