last stitch effort

Your final attempt to bring something to completion. Usually giving all you time and effort into that last attempt. Similar to: “the last straw” “the last ditch effort.”

That was my last stitch effort to get into college

by bren1010 July 26, 2021

high-effort shitpost

A term commonly used by redditors, using two contrasting and confusing words to describe shitpost that is not low-quality.

Nice high-effort shitpost gone there.

by Jovito August 18, 2024

Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive

You are REALLY struggling with that one, huh?

Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."

by Hym Iam August 27, 2025

Grunts Of Effort

The Top version of whimpering.

You: "Hey wanna send me a video of you performing grunts of effort ;)"
Me: "I'm not comfortable with a video but i could do an audio"
You: "oooo yes daddy"

by cunninglingusqueen June 29, 2023

Valiant Efforts ≠ Acknowledgement

If you we're to do something to someone there's not a fixated chance that you get acknowledged, usually because of the person's selfishness and true nature, hiding someone's name in despite of not getting attention when the person is mentioned.

“Where did you gain such immense prowess on the subject?” Asked Person A

“Oh, I actually learned it myself!” Person B proudly lied, without any acknowledgement of the teacher who taught them.

Valiant Efforts ≠ Acknowledgement.

by Freigested July 12, 2024

Valiant Efforts ≠ Acknowledgement

If you we're to do something to someone there's not a fixated chance that you get acknowledged, usually because of the person's selfishness and true nature, hiding someone's name in despite of not getting attention when the person is mentioned.

“Where did you gain such immense prowess on the subject?” Asked Person A

“Oh, I actually learned it myself!” Person B proudly lied, without any acknowledgement of the teacher who taught them.

Valiant Efforts ≠ Acknowledgement.

by Freigested July 12, 2024

Effort

This word is dedicated to melloni And melloni only. Only melloni can use this word. Melloni is silly and will abuse you if you use it. Please do not say that word. Thank you

“That’s so much effort” - melloni every single day

by Carlylvjy February 2, 2023