WinWins' Ear

WinWin from NCT's Fairy/Elf Ear. The other NCT members have an obsession with touching it. Mostly Mark, Haechan, and Yuta.

WinWins' Ear is so cute and pointy! He looks like a fairy!

by fluffyssi December 29, 2020

Ear Infucktion

A sarcastic way of saying you aren't listening. Used in conjunction with "twat was that" and "cunt hear you".

Twat was that? I cunt hear you. I have a slut ear infucktion. Tits ok, I'll finger it out later.

by Otsego69 August 19, 2016

had it in the ear

to have been screwed over, to get the fuzzy end of the lollipop, to get a shitty deal

As heard in Iggy Pop's "Lust for Life" "I've had it in the ear before."
Another example: I really had it in the ear last night when I bought a dime bag full of oregano.

by Garfunkel Adison November 6, 2007

Dutch Ear

The ability to enjoy, beyond all objective measures, terrible singing and/or music.

"Put your Dutch Ears on, we're going to the Jessica Simpson concert."

by perpetual victim December 14, 2007

Ears lowered

hair cut

You just got your ears lowered, didn't you?

by hsghl;j October 11, 2010

stretched ears

Stretched ears are when a person has stretched their ear lobes to the size that they desire. Stretched ears can go up to 3" and even beyond that sometimes. They are NOT called "gauging/gauges" despite what anyone says, it's called stretching. A gauge is just the measurement. "Stretching" is to "gauging" as "timing" is to "minuting/houring". If you go into forums for the community of modded people online and say "gauges" they will call you a n00b and probably troll you for not knowing shit.

If you don't stretch your lobes properly it will result in a blowout AKA Cat ass, where your ear literally resembles a floppy anus. It's not attractive. Be patient and do it right.

N00b: "guise, I need advice on my gauges.. I just went up 3 sizes in 2 days and my ears are really red and bleeding and sore!

Non-N00b: First of all, it's not gauging, it's stretching/stretched ears. Second of all, take them out of your ears you've obviously had a blowout, and once they heal your ears will resemble an asshole. You never go up 3 sizes in two days you fucking n00b. Don't even try stretching again."

by SomethingDarksided December 21, 2013

ear worm

Song that is stuck in your head

I have an ear worm. I keep hearing the "Jeopardy" tune over and over and over.

by maddogmary October 20, 2003