When a puppy gets a burst of energy and plays wildly with it's tuggy toy and shakes it so viciously that it's ear(s) get turned inside out, therefor resulting in "flop-ear".
by pupsy June 15, 2011
Get the flop-earmug. A sarcastic way of saying you aren't listening. Used in conjunction with "twat was that" and "cunt hear you".
by Otsego69 August 19, 2016
Get the Ear Infucktionmug. As heard in Iggy Pop's "Lust for Life" "I've had it in the ear before."
Another example: I really had it in the ear last night when I bought a dime bag full of oregano.
Another example: I really had it in the ear last night when I bought a dime bag full of oregano.
by Garfunkel Adison November 6, 2007
Get the had it in the earmug. by perpetual victim December 14, 2007
Get the Dutch Earmug. 
Stretched ears are when a person has stretched their ear lobes to the size that they desire. Stretched ears can go up to 3" and even beyond that sometimes. They are NOT called "gauging/gauges" despite what anyone says, it's called stretching. A gauge is just the measurement. "Stretching" is to "gauging" as "timing" is to "minuting/houring". If you go into forums for the community of modded people online and say "gauges" they will call you a n00b and probably troll you for not knowing shit.
If you don't stretch your lobes properly it will result in a blowout AKA Cat ass, where your ear literally resembles a floppy anus. It's not attractive. Be patient and do it right.
If you don't stretch your lobes properly it will result in a blowout AKA Cat ass, where your ear literally resembles a floppy anus. It's not attractive. Be patient and do it right.
N00b: "guise, I need advice on my gauges.. I just went up 3 sizes in 2 days and my ears are really red and bleeding and sore!
Non-N00b: First of all, it's not gauging, it's stretching/stretched ears. Second of all, take them out of your ears you've obviously had a blowout, and once they heal your ears will resemble an asshole. You never go up 3 sizes in two days you fucking n00b. Don't even try stretching again."
Non-N00b: First of all, it's not gauging, it's stretching/stretched ears. Second of all, take them out of your ears you've obviously had a blowout, and once they heal your ears will resemble an asshole. You never go up 3 sizes in two days you fucking n00b. Don't even try stretching again."
by SomethingDarksided December 21, 2013
Get the stretched earsmug. by maddogmary October 20, 2003
Get the ear wormmug.