Dunkin' Blumpkin

A blumpkin received at a Dunkin' Doughnuts establishment. Only after buying an unfrosted doughnut and placing your penis through the doughnut hole may the blumpkin begin. The Dunkin' Blumpkin is only completed after you have frosted the doughnut yourself and it is finished by your partner.

"Dude last night I had the holy grail of all blumpkins! The Dunkin' Blumpkin!"

by Na0227 October 4, 2014

dunkin donuts

Phenomenon that happens when you sit down on a toilet (usually public) and the bottom of your sack dips into the nasty bowl water

His nuts pulled upward as he cringed in dismay at the scrotal baptism of a dunkin donuts.

by Codfish3000 October 19, 2015

Dunkin Nuts

To slam dunk your nuts into the target "donut" hole.

Dude 1: hey, last night I was Dunkin nuts with your mom
Dude 2: NOOOO!!!

by Majestic failure October 15, 2016

Dunkin Donuts

By far the best fast food restaurant in America. Sells both food and drink such as donuts (hence the name), coffee, breakfast and lunch sandwiches, and hot chocolate. Is a great place to go for all ages, whether you're a young kid hungry for donuts, or if you're an older man/woman who needs a place to hang out and drink coffee.

Every day before work, I go to Dunkin Donuts and get coffee.

Hayley: Man, I'm hungry!
Kayley: Hey, why don't we go to Dunkin Donuts?
Hayley: What a genius idea!

by HannahFancyPants November 25, 2016

dunkin donuts swirlie

The phenomenon that occurs for males after age 40 when his gravity stricken, rubbery, wrinkled testicles meet The murky waters of the toilet when sitting for a poo.;fondue style is when turds are present with your nuts in the pool

I accidentally flushed during my first dunkin donuts swirlie ,luckily I had a plunger Handy because I didn’t want to have snake the drain again.

by J3r3my030303 January 16, 2018

Dunkin Flownut

When one retains a prairie-dogging turd whilst masturbating, the ultimate goal of which is to release both the turd and nut at the same time.

Boss asked me to work extra today, so I went in the handicap stall to bang out a Dunkin Flownut on company time.

by Nosav January 23, 2018

Dunkin’ Doz Nuts

When your gonads hang so low that they dip into the toilet. If there is poo poo in the toilet, this may be similar to dunkin’ donuts in some black coffee.

Mike: Yo Stone, I was munchin’ on some cream filled donuts this morning. When I bit into one, the cream squirted right into my eye. Shit still stings.

Stoney: Dawg that’s nothing. I was Dunkin’ Doz Nuts during my morning shit like crazy. Had to take 3 showers to fully clean my knackers off.

by Stoney69 January 19, 2019