douchecoo

An insult similar to douchebag, insinuating a douchee cooch.

You are too sorry and tired to go out? You're a god damned dirty douchecoo!

by Robert Freedom December 11, 2007

douchecoo

An annoying, stupid, or otherwise obnoxiuously dumb person

Man, Darin is such a douchecoo!

by CrazyBuckeyeFan79 September 30, 2007

Douchecrate

A Douchecrate is someone whom are bags and bags of douche's in one big mass, hence, a douchecrate.

For example;
visual kei kaoru: he's a douche, she's a douche, jack's a douche
visual kei kaoru: it sounds fine to me
visual kei kaoru: hahah
Lunatic: all of that combined=a douchecrate

by Chieko Feat. Systom May 3, 2008

douchemongercake

when someone pulls a cheap move in a game, especially chess.

"god he is such a douchemongercake"
"ahhh what?"
"a douchemongercake"
"ohh i thought you said smoshsmongersmake"
"what the hell is that?"

by zack is a jewish June 5, 2009

doucheformer

A douchebag in disguise.

Person 1: You just locked me out of the house!
Person 2: Haha, I know!
Person 1: I'm gonna have to kick you in the penis because you're a doucheformer.

by CupcakessC: January 21, 2010

douchecannon

A person whose douchiness is extremely loud and obnoxious. Often goes off without warning, comes out of nowhere and takes people by surprise.

Steve was screaming at the waiter because the green beans on his plate were touching his potatoes. Steve is a douchecannon.

by PlatypusKCP May 30, 2013

Douchecockery

General nonsense; To engage in behavior or speech typically associated with that of a douchebag

"I disagree with that argument. It is full of douchecockery."

"There was a great deal of douchecockery at my workplace today."

by Ninjapirajack November 14, 2014