Douche

Lame, pathetic, bad,

That Hykie she's a douche

by Minchtastic March 14, 2009

Douche

A condition where someone is completely rude, mean, or inapropriate. Often, this person is a long-term douche, but there are rare cases where someone can be a first time douche. Being a douche is sometimes concidered appropriate when the person who is getting the douche treatment is, in fact, a douche. Some douches do not realize they are a douche and then it is appropriate to tell them. You can tell them either "Dude, you are such a douche right now!" or "That was a douche move"

Guy - "Damn! You're a FAT ASS!!"

Girl - "Wow, you're a douche!"

by Reallyfrickenawesome May 24, 2010

Douche

Kanye West, and Chris Brown

Dude did you see the vmas?? No man i heard that taylor swift got interupted by a douche though. Did you hear what happened to Rhianna? Yeah man, she got hit by that douche right?

by IHit69Fences January 26, 2010

Douche

Fuck them all to death

Douche fuck them all to death

by Game mode 0 September 30, 2016

douche

An individual who is a complete jerk-off, jackass, or bastard.

"I hate that guy. He's such a DOUCHE!"

by Dustin Mahurin December 20, 2003

douched

the past tense of douche. or, to be douched...by yourslef or by somedbody else.

1. dude, you totaly just got douched.

guy: do you smell fish?
girl:can't be me, i just got douched.

by jess owns you. June 11, 2005

douched

Whenever it rains heavily.

"Man it's fucking douched out here. I hope I don't hydroplane!"

by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop May 28, 2007