diseasel

A taunt used against diesel engines in Thomas the Tank Engine, the greatest stories and Tv shows ever written. It is perfectly applicable to other diesel things... diesel cars, diesel trucks, Vin Diesel, etc...

Diesel diseasel!

by tom1246 May 21, 2009

CRAFT Disease

When you are always forgetting things or in other words you "Can't Remember A F*@king Thing".

I can't remember where I left my keys, I think I'm getting CRAFT Disease.

by Happy_Hoaxster May 28, 2009

Faustus keyboard disease

A disease which causes people on Discord to type in all caps and frequently yell "AAAAAAAA"

Faustus: LIFE IS SO DEPRESSING!!!!!!!!
Yusuf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kass: Bruh why does everyone on Discord have Faustus keyboard disease lately

by notyusufr October 25, 2020

swag disease

when you way too lit got too much drip way too rich fuck all the bitches a straight up rockstar

"bruh whats gotten into you?" bitches love me man i got swag disease

by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! October 11, 2018

Skell Disease

A disease, usually fatal, that is transmitted by filthy non bill paying Skells that live in vacant buildings in ghetto crime ridden areas of major cities.

Don't go near that Skell you'll catch a Skell Disease
You can catch a Skell Disease by just looking at that nasty Skell.

by wl1923 January 25, 2011

venereal disease

A disease that is transmitted sexually, such as syphilis, gonhorrea, chlamydia, or genital herpes. This term was very common until the advent of the 1990s, when medical professionals began preferring the term sexually transmitted disease, or STD.

They rarely use the term venereal disease anymore, because it sounds like a singular disease rather than one of any number of sexually transmitted diseases. So instead of saying "Joe has VD," now we say "Joe has an STD."

by pbm19 June 30, 2008

Speidi Disease

When two people lose their friends because they are dating and won't bother to make time to see their friends anymore. Many times, one or both people change their personalities drastically, making their friends not want to be around them anymore anyway. This couple is made up of two losers, and they generally only hang out together and with no one else. Much like Spencer and Heidi from "The Hills"

Girl 1: Have you talked to Jessica lately?
Girl 2: No, it's been weeks and she keeps saying she's too busy and won't make any effort to set up any plans. All she does is hang out with her boyfriend, Sean.
Girl 1: Sounds like she has Speidi disease! What about Sean, does he ever see his friends anymore?
Girl 2: I don't think he has any friends anymore...

by Janeska Jae June 3, 2010