disctraction

Something that keeps you from your work.

Brent, a.k.a. Beebop, coming to visit your office with no apparent agenda.

by TheOneAndOnly April 15, 2005

discrumption

discrumption - A word used by managerial types to describe viewing of documents

Stuff in there isn't for public discrumption

by Eaeron February 15, 2010

Distraction Pretzel

A pretzel that you use to distract someone/something in order to get access to an item, i.e. laptop, car, money etc.

Jason: Hey can I use your computer?

Jen: No.

Jason: *holds out distraction pretzel, tosses it in corner*

Jen: *leaps for pretzel*

Jason: *grabs computer and quickly updates Facebook Status*

by pi@noguy January 6, 2011

Distraction

A distraction is basical- oh wow... this is very distracting

A distraction is when something stops you from doing what you have to do.

by Henry stickmin September 8, 2020

Discretion

Discretion. A runescape clan of wannabe pkers that think they are hardcore and flame other clans because of their own failure.

Discretion is full of wannabe pkers join #discretion and see.

by Matched August 25, 2009

cheeky description

A definition or summary of something in the most agreeable terms possible, omitting the nuances of ideology or the specifics of policy.

cheeky description of libertarianism: "we like freedom."

cheeky description of democrats: "we dislike inequality."

cheeky description of republicans: "we like America."

cheeky description of feminism: "we want equality for women."

cheeky description of white supremacists: "we like white culture."

cheeky description of Bush-era foreign policy: "we don't like terrorists."

cheeky description of MADD: "we don't like drunk driving accidents."

cheeky description of NRA: "we like freedom and safety."

cheeky description of PETA: "we oppose animal torture."

by PaleBlueYacht May 17, 2013

A Welcome Distraction

A band from El Monte,CA that has heavy metal shred, catchy hooks, and an amazing stage performance. Songs inlclude Fatty Fatty, Allison, Tuesday, and many more.

Rocker A: Dude I went and saw A Welcome Distraction play live. Their guitar player gets off stage and goes out into the crowd. The drummer is kicks a$$, and their singer is all over the stage. It's amazing. The bass and guitar player even start headbanging during some songs.

Lame Rocker: Wait, who?

Rocker A: You know, "You're my Fatty Fatty two by four".

Lame Rocker: Oh yeah.

Rocker A: They rock out. Check out their website.
www.AWelcomeDistractionOfficial.com

Lame Rocker: Says here next show is in two weeks.

Rocker A: We're going. You will not be dissatisfied.

by Phoenix Whistler September 8, 2010