Asshole Personality Disorder

A formal psychiatric diagnostic category explaining the complicated underlying characterological components of a complete and total asshole.

I eventually came to discover that my “ex” was suffering with a sad and pervasive diagnosis called Asshole Personality Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

Covid Misconduct Disorder

A newly identified psychological disorder characterized by not complying with governmental health directives for public behavior during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

Fuck the state for telling me what to do and fuck yes, I most certainly do have a serious case of Covid Misconduct Disorder!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2020

Posttraumatic Acronym Disorder

A psychological disorder emanating from continuous exposure to absurd and meaningless, sometimes indecipherable, acronyms such as what happens when you’ve worked for years in a civil service job such as the post office, politics, or a state prison.

I wasn’t even sure what PTAD was due to this sad and disabling condition called Posttraumatic Acronym Disorder!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

Covid Hypertesting Disorder

One of the 45th POTUS’s many nasty little psychological diagnoses.

There’s no disputing it, the President is an entirely different animal, he is allowed, if not expected, to have a Covid Hypertesting Disorder!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2020

Hollow Knight Degenerate Disorder

An unfortunate possible side effect of getting too addicted to the beautiful metroidvania game Hollow Knight. Not everyone gets it, some popular speed runners appear to escape most, if not all of its effects. Symptoms include replaying the game out of boredom, doing god home stuff out of boredom, skipping school assignments to radiant all bosses, skipping school assignments to do specific challenges, actually following all the rules on the Hollow Knight discord, getting used to seeing Hollow Knight porn, starting to enjoy Hollow Knight porn, wack off to Hollow Knight porn, thinking about Hollow Knight whenever you hear the words "hollow", "radiant", "radiance", "nightmares", "pale", "void", "saw", "buzz saw", "bug", "insect", "soul", "knight", "infection", "nail", etc.

mom: Doctor I saw my son's search history, there was big tiddy mantis lords on e621
doctor: Your son has Hollow Knight Degenerate Disorder

by Chadgtnz June 16, 2021

Brads Toe Disorder

Caused when heavy weighted things fall onto ones toe, resulting into a horrifying abominable toe with a repulsive stench permanently.

i.e of how one would get Brads Toe Disorder "Shit nigga im swol i can lift this damn washing machine all by myself" in attempts of lifting the washing machine it falls landing on his toe "AAARRRGHHHHH FUCK".

by Stanklip September 13, 2021

Discord light mode

A virtual flashbang

1:Dude did you just turn on discord light mode? 2:Yea! 1:Dude i´m over here.

by meme dankest memer November 2, 2020