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Parent: OHMYGOD WHAT IS THAT A TORNADO?
Kid: Close. It's a disaster known as Miley Cyrus
Fan girl younger sister: That's not true! Everybody loves Miley Cyrus!
Kid: Everyone with Lobotomy.
by A. Naun. E. Mussk May 8, 2010
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disaster nudity

Identified first by comidienne Margaret Cho, disaster nudity is the semi-clothed state where one is wearing only a shirt, or only a coat, or is missing pants or underwear. It is called "disaster nudity" because it looks like one was "in the shower and there was an earthquake," so one just had to throw on what was readily available.
Girl: Oh mylanta, I'm so tired of my boyfriend walking around in just a t-shirt. No one wants to see flaccid man junk that early in the morning. Or when they're making toast.
Girl's Friend: Wow. Sounds like Disaster Nudity to me. You gotta have a talk with that fashion-challenged dbag.
by Princess_Aria October 31, 2009
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Disastermind

Noun

Disastermind (plural Disasterminds)

A person responsibly respos unexpected natural or man-made catastrophe of substantial extent causing significant physical damage or destruction, loss of life or sometimes permanent change to anyone for the highest level of planning and execution of a major operation.
Benard Maddoff is the greatest disastermind on eatrh who went to prison for a hundred years.
by MikeKal July 19, 2009
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Disasterlicious

When a questionable mix of alcohol, which potentially could have been a disaster, turns out to be delicious.
Mom: Do you think I should mix raspberry kamikaze with my chardonnay?

Mike: Maybe, it could be a disaster.

*Mom mixes the two and tastes it*

Mom: Mmm, disasterlicious!
by tiabrat July 20, 2009
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Snatchural Disaster

Pronunciation Snatch-ural Disaster. Adjective: A description of a woman's vagina after either a traumatic event, or it's hygienic state.
Example 1.) After my wife had those triplets it was a Snatchural Disaster down there!

Example 2.) Girl, I don't know about you but when I get through with my spinning class I gotta call FEMA, cause it's a Snatchural Disaster down there!
by Greendrum September 25, 2013
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The Jooyah Disaster

An tragic even whereferry flipped upside down in Africa, killing a lot of people.

Clan Deets lost powerful allies in the Jooyah Disaster and therefore they will never forget the Jooyaha
by sckit June 7, 2005
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Bisexual Disaster Goblin

A sub-type of Disaster Bisexual. A being of pure chaos. Has a propensity to collect things like dice. Ofttimes in emulation of cottage-core, obsesses over frogs, mushrooms, and other aesthetic facets.
"There isn't a bigger Bisexual Disaster Goblin than Stepf. She loves her clicky-klacky dice"
by Crechum September 6, 2021
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