A girl too young to have a proper relationship with, requiring time and effort cultivating a platonic friendship to reap the benefits of a legitimate, legal relationship later. A euphemism for someone who is groomed. See also 401k.
Best used in cases where the pursuer is an older, well-connected gentleman of wealth, especially where the "friendship" includes making the girl's dreams come true. See also 401k.
"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."
"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."
by Muziqmatrix May 17, 2025
Get the Celine Dionmug. by Overnewton l November 30, 2018
Get the Dion Dellaportasmug. by Dion69420 February 13, 2021
Get the Dionmug. by xxbubblezxx June 29, 2011
Get the Dion Shieldsmug. That's what you call a singer, not teenie bopper "singers" like Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus. Sure their songs are catchy, but they're not "singers". Celine Dion though, she puts all her emotion and soul in her songs. Hell, I even like her French songs and I don't even speak a word of French.
by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024
Get the Celine Dionmug. by Yomamaadragon100 January 19, 2022
Get the Dion Hardymug. dion is fucking ansty and he used to eat vienna sausages as a child (nasty) and hes a scammer and scams people on adopt me, little kids cry every single night because of what he does. he took my little sisters nfr horse and she had a whole break down over it. END OF STORY, HES A FUCKING BITCH AND HE WORKS AT A PIXELATED GAME!!! TOUCH SOME FREAKING GRASS
dion sucks and smells like shit
by dionsmellslikeshit December 2, 2023
Get the DIONmug.