final destination

a situation which presents ample opportunity for a freak accident to take your or another person in close proximity's life

Dude, I was driving on the highway behind an old white van with a rusty ladder attached to the top with a frayed bungie chord. I was freakin out cause it seemed pretty frickin "final destination" but I'm alive so I win. F you Death.

by CT Shtank Face August 7, 2009

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Designated Imbiber

An individual who is assigned the task of drinking for other people because they are driving, pregnant, or have to get up early the next morning.

Guy 1: Wanna play some beer pong?
Guy 2: I wish, but I have to be at work at 8AM tomorrow.
Guy 1: It's fine, I'll be the designated imbiber.

by thebetterfriend2 June 19, 2013

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designated driver

At the end of the night, this is the person who is least drunk and still willing to drive.

Tom-who's the designated driver?
Sam-Bob you drive'n?.. (gives him a push and he falls over)
Sam-haha (takes Bob's keys and throws them to tom)
Tom- (catches the keys=good to drive) Alright.

by Matt Steph May 30, 2007

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Designated Rebound Fuck

It's pretty self explanatory. The person you plan to fuck if you break up with your SO. Can be abbreviated as DRF.

"Hey, you're hot, do you want to be my DRF?"

*DRF = designated rebound fuck

by blippityblah December 20, 2008

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Designated Loser

In wrestling, an unknown or recently rebranded wrestler who is just coming up. Usually loses the match in a very short period of time. Also usually on the under card, usually comes out with either no music or really crappy music.

Hey do you want to grab a beer, the next match is the designated loser match. See look he has no nickname and he uses his name and has no gimick.

by Pauldvs1 June 2, 2008

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