derp

1, an exclaimation made after a moment of incredible stupidity or massive failure.

2, a facial expression with crazy eyes and a stupid lip.

3, when accompanied by a " :3 " indicates happy moment, or blushing with out making the user feel as stupid as they would if they wrote *blush*

guy 1 "she's fiiiiiiine, think I'll get any tonight?"

guy 2 "she's a lesbian."

*derp*

by omnomnomkittiez January 8, 2011

derp

durp A silly word to be used in silly context, such as at the end of a stupid joke, to emphasize intentional stupidity or ignorance.

"A durp a durp a durp-de durp!" or
"It's not 6:45, it's quarter to 7:00... DURP!!!!"

by Shitnutz November 20, 2003

derp

a stupid joke that you could see a mile away

derp de derp de derpidy derp

by jonnyg September 1, 2006

derpes

A contagious form of right-wing rhetoric. An intellectual disease infecting the Republican Party.

After the GOP debates, every one of the candidates has been infected with derpes.

by D. J. M. November 13, 2011

Derping

Scared and coughing

"Is 'derping' still being used? Do people even say that or is my boomer showing? If its not being used, could I change its meaning to 'scared and coughing?'"- CallMeKevin 2020

by Jim Pickens's victom December 3, 2020

derp

a stupid act committed by an individual which is regretted in retrospect.

passing out with your shoes off at a party is considered a MAJOR derp

by ferral penguin June 29, 2011

derp

A funny sounding word that is used after a dumb joke.

It's behind your ear, Derp!

by Cpt.Bob October 16, 2003