dependent verification audit

A hypocritical corporate phishing /data mining scheme, that demands an employee surrender personally identifiable information to third parties, while at the same time demanding security for the companies own proprietary data. It is sold as product to corporations by data mining companies as a way save money, at the expensive of causing disgruntled employees through potential identity fraud.

Damn, I just got nasty-gram from a dependent verification audit firm demanding my families information. Fucking hypocrites, I would feel safer shopping at Target.

by Northern Europian thug May 12, 2014

self dependent

to wash clothes in the basement, also sprinkled with cinnamon

them cinnamorolls got taught how to be self dependent

by fabseboy June 4, 2023

depends dropper

What a grandpa blue mustang causes the senior citizens to do

Wow that is a nice depends dropper there, it will take first in the car show

by BH6500 January 18, 2021

Hair-Dependent

Someone whose hair is the only most 'attractive' part of her/his overall body, people love hairdependent-people because of their 'hairstyle', not because of their 'body' or 'face'.. Their body/face is usually ugly as fuck.

e.g Sarah Jessica Parker, George Clooney, Niall Horan, Harry Styles, 99% of the female-models.

Jennifer: god, niall horan is so sexy

Kate: he's hair-dependent. only his hair is sexy, his face looks like a baked waffle wtf

by CharmScorp July 25, 2013

Fucking Useless Dependent Troll

one who accepts no responsibility under any circumstance and believes they should be supported in perpetuity. see also, can't understand normal thinking, and there we are then.

that fucking useless dependent troll

by goober86449975 August 14, 2020

Petville Dependant

Someone who is obsessed with Petville and repeatlly checks to see if theyre stupid pet is okay. Petville dependant can also mean someone who has nothing better to do than sit around and play ghetto games on facebook.

Cool Kidd: Heyy you wanna come to my boyfriends game with me?
Petville dependant: No, sorry i have to go home and check on my pet on fb.
Cool Kidd: God what a petville dependant!

by Cool Kidd123 November 21, 2011

That depends

For how long have you not had control?

Hym "Um... Yeah, I don't know. That depends on how long it has been out of your control. There are 3 things I can think of off the top of my head but I can't say for certain until I know when the spiral started."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025