by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021
Get the Disingenuous Dense Mother Fuckermug. Jim; Hey dude, did you hear about Jillian?
Alex; No, what man?
Jim; She has dense breast.
Alex; Damn man, that sucks.
Jim; Well, I'd still tap that
Alex; No, what man?
Jim; She has dense breast.
Alex; Damn man, that sucks.
Jim; Well, I'd still tap that
by DankNutella October 1, 2016
Get the Dense Breastmug. by AsamiJR October 2, 2021
Get the Dense Yuri Harem Ownermug. 
What Shrek screams at donkey out of vexation when Shrek explained to him that ogres are like onions, but donkey kept blabbering on about cakes and parfait.
For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.
by UltimateDoge June 24, 2021
Get the Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burdenmug. A phrase for a female who needs to take things less serious and for a girl who acts bitchy for no reason
Guy 1 - yo bro you see that girl over there
Guy 2- yeah she has some dense breasts she's such a bitch
Guy 2- yeah she has some dense breasts she's such a bitch
by Hoeify October 1, 2016
Get the Dense breastsmug. Guy 1: "Dude i asked my girl to get me some dorritos on her way to the gym, she told me to get my lazy ass up and do it my self".
Guy 2: "Bruh she's always dense as fuck".
Guy 2: "Bruh she's always dense as fuck".
by DangerRus September 5, 2016
Get the Densemug.