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by Mortodo February 6, 2004
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University of Delaware

College located in Newark, DE 19711

UD specializes in assigning students numbers and only caring if your tuition is paid up.

Prof do seem to car for students if you let them.

Party school where admin constantly tries to curb college "binge" drinking with gov't grants.

Where cops are assholes

A college that used to be really ool when the Ballooon was still around

Where locals are reffered to as "townies" but in reality only applies to the thugs that hang out that do NOT actually attend UD ex "your from Newark" yes "so your a townie?" No, I actually go here
I go to University of Delaware because I didn't apply anywhere else

My parents are happy I'm staying in DE, please shoot me
by bmel17 May 20, 2009
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University of Delaware

A third-rate state university that has suceeded in brainwashing its students into believing that the First Amendment is evil.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but if someone calls you a name the University of Delaware will expel them.
by Jake in NYC December 13, 2005
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Delaware

The most boring state in America. Our representative in Congress didn't want to sign the Declaration of Independence, it has no culture, no history, and nothing of importance goes on here. The only good things are Wawa. And tax free shopping. That's it. Thank God we were the first state, otherwise we would only be known for.....nothing. THAT'S THE FREAKING POINT. There is NOTHING here. It's ALL a suburb, the highest point is lower than the lowest point in Colorado, we are at least three hours away from ANYTHING, you pay at least $20 in gas before you get ANYWHERE, and I've been wasting my life here!

Dela-WHERE?
Exactly. NO WHERE.
Oh, it's Saturday! What to do in DELAWARE? OH, I know! Let's go see where Macy's drops off it's damaged merchandise!! WOOO HOOO!!
by wetweis March 21, 2010
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deleware

to be omnipitent,know it all.
i is mad ntelagent,i so smart,i is deleware.
by new bonix May 13, 2006
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Delaware

Commonly mistaken as a place that actually exists, it's intentional that it rhymes with "no one lives there."
Delaware sunk into the ocean 20 years ago. No one knew or cared because it was Delaware. Their were 0 casualties.
by Earthman October 14, 2015
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delaware destroyer

a drink used to finish off a night of drinking, composed of apple sauce and rubbing alcohol, known to cause terrible nightmares
Man, that delaware destroyer you mixed me up made me dream hitler rounded my family up in a cage
by pinky April 7, 2005
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