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scud deflectors

n. Those giant, relatively ugly sunglasses that most college-aged, sometimes skanky girls wear around incessantly in an attempt to make themselves look hotter by blocking out half their face. Thank Paris Hilton for this look.
Charles: Hey man, you see that hot girl over there?
Pablo: She's probably not hot, it's just a trick of the scud deflectors. An illusion, if you will.
(Charles walks over and talks to her, during which time she takes off her deflectors to clean them.)
(Charles face melts as if he just opened the Arc of the Covenant.)
Pablo: Toldja so.
by T-Rent December 11, 2007
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Dewey defeats Truman

(Noun) A large blunder or mistake; an inaccuracy
Today our sociology professor said that dolphins are fish. What a Dewey defeats Truman-she should check her facts.

"Shit! After I printed out my essay, I realized I had made a few punctuation and spelling errors."
"Hey, don't worry. It's no Dewey defeats Truman"
by Arthur Henning September 30, 2011
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no duh detective

Nicer way of sayin no shit sherlock. Used commonly at my school by the youngsters.
Nerd- Man..i really do suck. I need a LIFE!

Kool dude- No duh detective
by R@nd0m March 4, 2008
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Defecaloesiophobia

the fear of painful bowels movements.
'i can't go to the bathroom! I just had thanksgiving dinner and i have Defecaloesiophobia!!!'
by sasha December 9, 2003
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Ace Detective

Another name for Detective Pardo while he is on the hunt for the Miami Mutilator or taking down degenerates that want their fifteen minutes of Fame.
Remember when the Ace Detective cleared out a cargo ship full of Columbian scum only relying on his rugged good looks and THICK SKIN?
Remember when the Ace Detective used his THICK SKIN to survive that nuclear warhead?
by MosbeyBarney June 18, 2019
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Throwing a game. Popularised by Youtuber, The Mighty Jingles.
All the enemy had to do was hide and they would have won on points alone, but they snatch defeat from the jaws of victory by trying to win harder.
by Bubalus Bubalis December 3, 2019
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One-millimeter defeater

A absolute micropenis (usually on a gay dude) that goes so hard, it’s like getting a shot in your bussy.
Girl ” did you hear Weston has a one-millimeter defeater
Boy ”Yeah, I felt it. It goes hard like me in a playground”
by Penis man :/ April 6, 2022
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