Deadbeat Date

A date for prom/other social gathering that asks you to go with them and then disappears into obscurity and avoids contact with the person they asked until said event. The end result is a very awkward situation that makes the receiver of the date request wonder why they even said yes in the first place.

Dude 1: "Dude 2, who's Pam going to prom with?"

Dude 2: "Ummm, I have no idea Dude 1, I think its Chad"

Dude 1: "Oh yeahh, Chad asked her like two weeks ago but they haven't seemed to talk since..."

Dude 2: "That's mad awk man, hes such a Deadbeat date to her."

by Horatio Alger Jr. April 28, 2009

deadbeat dad

Someone who rather spend time with homies, than with his own child.

Bunthy is such a deadbeat dad. He doesn't even spend times with his son. He rather hang with the homies at the skate park.

by juicyjeans January 3, 2015

deadbeat geek

A person who has the smarts but doesn't look the part or utilize their smarts; often found wearing star wars graphic tee, graduating at the bottom of their class and at your local Walmart.

Usually resides in their mother's basement.

"If you're reading this, you're probably a deadbeat geek."

by PurpleWafflesOfDoom October 3, 2016

Deadbeat Conglomerate

A collective of Ghanaian musicians and creatives founded by Dieslow.

I heart the whole Deadbeat Conglomerate would be at the concert.

by DomTheDemon July 16, 2019

Deadbeat Dad

Octavio Maldonado aka "sperm donor"

Deadbeat dads are a waste of space.

by Princesspandaxbear June 19, 2017

Deadbeat dad

Austin Wakefeild

I heard he's an Austin wakefeild(deadbeat dad)

by TheRealSMFJ July 19, 2017

deadbeat dad

A bullshit term made up by the state so they can extract additional revenue from a man they just screwed over with biased and corrupt family courts.

Bureaucrat: Our government is running out of money to pay the salaries for our useless jobs! What do we do?
Lawyer: Let's find all the worst women in the world, help them lie and cheat their way into being single moms, call the fathers deadbeat dads until they pay our outrageous sums, and split the money between us!
Bureaucrat: Great idea! No one will ever challenge us if we say we're "doing it for the kids"!

by RebelScience December 11, 2016