Dangling participle

A dangling participle is a wallet chain, cell phone headset cord, beeper leash, purse strap or other long slender device used to secure an object to a person.

A dangling participle is the "straps" that have the tendency to always get caught on another object when you least expect it to, often resulting in a humurous but humiliating yank in the opposite direction of travel (i.e.: getting out of a car, getting up from a desk, etc.).

by S.J. Friedman October 11, 2005

gangster dangling

an adjective that describes an object that hangs in a gangster like fashion.

1.Tina- his car got hit bad so his mirror is gangster dangling off the side.

2. Jon- check this out, my dicks got some mean gangster dangling going on.

by Tina Devine March 14, 2006

dangling digit of destiny

Cute, alliterative name for the penis.

Come suck on my dangling digit of destiny!

by mero February 4, 2003

Dangling from his neck carrots

When someone is so obsessed with someone that said person is a dangling carrot to them mixed with the person wanting to hang from their neck like a koala bear and be next to them at all times.

All those Beliebers are dangling from his neck carrots

by dontworrybeyonce October 3, 2014

The Dangling Poopie

This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope a shake or two will cut it loose.

Dude! I was like in there foe like 20 minutes trying to drop my "Dangling Poop"

by john March 4, 2004

danielius

i a fucking moron that has no life and can commit suicide any second except he wont cus he is stupid and is in depression all the time, he is a fucking bitch and is as shity as hell and cant even be remembered by nobody

person 1: yo my name is danielius

person 2 danie.. what

person 1 just call me dani
shit of somethin

1 month later...

person 2: yo you know that guy that was new what was his name i forgot i think it was like donshit

person 3 yeah somthing like that

meanwhile on top of Burj Khalifa....

person 1 jumps of Burj Khalifa

by i wanna die like bob October 17, 2021

Dangling chocolates

When two males engage in anal sex and one male sticks his scrotum into the other males bumbum, then rips it out, shit and all.

Male says while looking at his shit covered balls: Look at those dangling chocolates!

by AfroKenny January 14, 2008