dad 

the guy that tells you he’s going to wal-mart ... but the line was very long

me at 2: mom where daddy?
mom: daddy went to the store
me at 30: that was one line in wal-mart

dad by daddythatleft101 January 15, 2019

Dad 

Gone

my dads not back after going to grab milk 15 months ago

Dad by yt-lil stud January 16, 2019

dad 

bruh my dad gone lmao

dad: leaves
me: epic

dad by shaggyfromurdadshouse January 11, 2019

Dad 

Shit idk....

Nigga 1: Are we goin to yo dads crib?
Nigga 2: Nigga, my what?

Dad by Maid ahaha she jajfjdsm February 17, 2019

Dad 

A mysterious person that everybody seems to hang out with on the weekends, but not you. Sometimes this fictional character might appear in your dreams.

ex. 1
Phil: Dad this game of catch is wonderful
Phil's Dad: I know son, how about after this we go to six flags?
Phil: Wow Dad that's a great idea!
Phil's Dad: Oh i forgot to tell you, you're dreaming!
Phil: Wait what?
Phil: *wakes up* GOD DAMMIT

ex. 2
Tom: JOHN YOUR DAD IS BEHIND YOU!
John: WAIT REALLY?
Tom: haha made you look
John: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN YEARS!

ex. 3
Jimmy: im gonna play football with my dad after school?
Carl: Whats a dad?

Dad by communism4life March 18, 2019

Dad 

A person who usually leaves.

That person is such a dad.

Dad by peepee pee pee July 23, 2019

dad 

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

dad is the best dad

dad by cvbnmbvfbnm,nbvnm October 21, 2019