Deadmenkil's definitions

Dad

1. Someone who suddenly divorces your mom leaving you in the poor house and then moves to atlanta, GA. Then after a year or so moves even farther away to the country of singapore.
2. Someone who only calls when he is drunk and angry for no reason.
3. Someone who drinks on a regular and predictable schedule.

Friend: "Where is your dad?"
You: "I have no idea. I think he is in singapore."

by Deadmenkil November 14, 2011