sweater dumplings

Small breasts accented by a tight clingy sweater such that the size and shape of each breast is visible for inspection.

That chick has some nice sweater dumplings.

by Fredburger_Yes July 8, 2019

Rough Dumpling

A constipated turd that takes monumental force to pass.

My ass is sore from that rough dumpling this morning.

My diet is so shitty I’m always suffering from rough dumplings.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

salty dumplings

When a guy swims in the ocean and sea salt gets stuck on his balls, leaving a salty taste for the person giving him a blow job after the swim.

Jessica: Bob gave me salty dumplings after his trip to the beach.
Becky: Ew, why did you give him a blow job after his trip to the beach?

by CheesyBoi December 12, 2017

Dumpling Drop

The act of lowering one's testicles into the waiting eyelids of another person.

You know I get scared of the dark. So why do you keep on dumpling dropping me?

by Jshane1 November 29, 2011

Kingdom of Dumpling

A huge crap in the toilet, with lots of dumplings.

Dave: Wanna see a movie, Jules?
Jules: Sure, but I'll be visiting the Kingdom of Dumpling for the next 20 minutes.
Dave: OK, T-20min and counting. Good luck.

by Chad Wellington II August 1, 2010

Straight dumplings

Used to signify that something is bull shit or not worth the trouble or effort.

I wanna try taking AP next year

Nah bro that shits straight dumplings

by Parzival1337 November 9, 2021

improper dumpling

a dumpling that shows up where it doesn't belong...

did you see that wee mad improper dumpling that just appeared in ma tomato soup...

by theeimproperdumplin December 3, 2010