To be drunk and high beyond possibility. To become this fucked up, you have to start before the sun goes down, and you need a White Owl and a couple of Black and Mild cigarellos. Always smoke and THEN drink. Side effects include:
1. Rapping to no music.
2. Hallucination of lesbian fornication.
3. Phone calls to the wrong people.
4. Possible loss of $20.
5. Ripping the button off your pants while trying to pee.
6. Swamp Ass
7. Lacrosse stick up your ass.
8. Rocking back and forth at the kitchen table, spitting all over the place.
NOTE: IF YOU PLAN ON BECOMING DUE-WESTED, HAVE SOMEONE HIDE YOUR MONEY AND PHONE FROM YOU. YOUR FRIEND MIGHT BE A HORRIBLE BABYSITTER!
1. Rapping to no music.
2. Hallucination of lesbian fornication.
3. Phone calls to the wrong people.
4. Possible loss of $20.
5. Ripping the button off your pants while trying to pee.
6. Swamp Ass
7. Lacrosse stick up your ass.
8. Rocking back and forth at the kitchen table, spitting all over the place.
NOTE: IF YOU PLAN ON BECOMING DUE-WESTED, HAVE SOMEONE HIDE YOUR MONEY AND PHONE FROM YOU. YOUR FRIEND MIGHT BE A HORRIBLE BABYSITTER!
Dani: Let's get Due-Wested guys!
Shannon: I'll watch.
Matt: Ok, sounds like fun!
2 HOURS LATER...
Dani: Holy shit Matt! You just smoked a whole blunt and did 11 shots! I think you might be Due Wested!
Matt: (Unrecognizable muttering, tries to stand up and fails)
Shannon: Well damn. I think I'll go on a walk with Tiffany.
Shannon: I'll watch.
Matt: Ok, sounds like fun!
2 HOURS LATER...
Dani: Holy shit Matt! You just smoked a whole blunt and did 11 shots! I think you might be Due Wested!
Matt: (Unrecognizable muttering, tries to stand up and fails)
Shannon: Well damn. I think I'll go on a walk with Tiffany.
by Mochalatte March 30, 2011
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Get the <.6.7.6.0.>YOu Think I WIll NOt Due It TO YOu Little dude<.0.6.7.6.0.> mug.This sentence is an idiomatic expression referring to someone who is expressing an extreme need for money as soon as possible as if their rent was due, this can materialize in working extra hard for your money and or doing extreme begging.
This sentence can also be used as a question, "Is your rent due?" meaning "Do you need money?",
as a statement, "Bro's rent is due" or "Rent was/is due" meaning "That man really needs money" or "I really need money"
and as a adverb, "Bro is acting like his rent is due" meaning "He's working very hard to earn that money, almost like his rent is due."
This sentence can also be used as a question, "Is your rent due?" meaning "Do you need money?",
as a statement, "Bro's rent is due" or "Rent was/is due" meaning "That man really needs money" or "I really need money"
and as a adverb, "Bro is acting like his rent is due" meaning "He's working very hard to earn that money, almost like his rent is due."
Guy 1: *Doing extreme stunts while panhandling"
Guy 2 (roommate): "What the hell is this guy doing? I don’t remember our rent being due."
Guy 1: "PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY"
Guy 2: "Is your rent due?"
Guy 1: "I'll do anything for 10 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Bro's rent is due"
Guy 1: *Starts breakdancing widely on cardboard behind a tip jar*
Guy 2 "Bro is acting like his rent is due"
Guy 2 (roommate): "What the hell is this guy doing? I don’t remember our rent being due."
Guy 1: "PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY"
Guy 2: "Is your rent due?"
Guy 1: "I'll do anything for 10 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Bro's rent is due"
Guy 1: *Starts breakdancing widely on cardboard behind a tip jar*
Guy 2 "Bro is acting like his rent is due"
by coeryxtynt September 6, 2024
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Get the due north mug.Teacher: The essay is due by 12:00am tonight!
That one kid: Nah, I don't really care.
Teacher: Then go fuck yourself in DETENTION!
"The essay is due by 12:00am"
SHIT GET THE PENCIL
*Church Bell rings 12 times*
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'M FUCKED
That one kid: Nah, I don't really care.
Teacher: Then go fuck yourself in DETENTION!
"The essay is due by 12:00am"
SHIT GET THE PENCIL
*Church Bell rings 12 times*
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'M FUCKED
by 8MyLife October 22, 2022
Get the The essay is due by 12:00am mug.Don't ya hide away from the
Bad things coming to you,
Don't ya hide your face from
The things that don't ring true,
Good times, bad times, that may be so,
You're just part of the game
And they never stop letting you know
But we hold the key to the future game,
We live in hope,
She'll stay the same,
Hold on there just a little longer,
Ooh baby, good times, bad times.
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Bad things coming to you,
Don't ya hide your face from
The things that don't ring true,
Good times, bad times, that may be so,
You're just part of the game
And they never stop letting you know
But we hold the key to the future game,
We live in hope,
She'll stay the same,
Hold on there just a little longer,
Ooh baby, good times, bad times.
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
You stay good baby
And don't you get bad at all,
And I might tell you now
What I see in my crystal ball,
Good times, bad times, coming your way,
Ooh now watch out baby,
The devil's gonna have his day
But we hold the key to the future game,
We live in hope,
She'll stay the same,
Hold on there just a little longer,
Ooh baby, good times, bad times.
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due
And don't you get bad at all,
And I might tell you now
What I see in my crystal ball,
Good times, bad times, coming your way,
Ooh now watch out baby,
The devil's gonna have his day
But we hold the key to the future game,
We live in hope,
She'll stay the same,
Hold on there just a little longer,
Ooh baby, good times, bad times.
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
Ah ah ah ah, to the devil his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due
To the devil, his due
by Death Menace May 28, 2023
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