Douche Canoe

A person or people who are behaving like a feminine hygiene product one would use on a warm night in August. With an air of snooty-ness as they fancy themselves an outdoorsmen using a pretentious personal watercraft.

Todd was being a real douche canoe talking about his ski trip in Tahoe.

by Dadof3girls July 30, 2016

Douche Canoe

A petty fuck boy who ain’t shit & works a fast food job that he will be at until he dies.

Man, ol boy Gary is such a douche canoe!

by QueenPetty420 December 21, 2017

Douche Canoe

A canoe of douche; also known as Wilk Nasty

That guy is such a douche canoe

by ray90 November 15, 2018

Douche canoe

Insult to any gender that implies top tier douche bag status.

"If I put a spoiler on my Daewoo you think the chick's would dig it?"..........."No Brad, you already look like a DOUCHE CANOE as it is by owning a daewoo alone."

by Ahhstin666 March 21, 2021

Douche canoe

A person who is being an absolute retard

Landen is a fucking douche canoe

by Harrysavage January 23, 2023

Douche canoe

Someone who is. More then a douche bag

Paul Raddell is a douche canoe

by Mcmaster carr October 14, 2016

douche canoe

a person whom is a level above you’re average douchebag. the ultimate douche.

Brenden is sure a douche canoe when it comes to dealing with girls.

by 103937;727261783 January 26, 2018