[Humphrey] [Dinkle] [Berries]

Small pieces of dry fecal matter that hang from your anal hairs

Humphrey Dinkle Berries

by Arks December 15, 2008

dongle balls

letting a work keycard or dongle dangle down near one’s penis

Dude, you’ve got Dongle Balls!

by saskydoodle March 7, 2015

Dongleganger

Its like doppelganger except its when you and someone have identical dongs.

Example1
Kid 1- Wow bro, our schlongs look just alike!

Kid 2-Yeah my dudeski i guess you could say were donglegangers!
Example2
Scoutmaster- Hey billy did you know you and kyle have very similar penises?
Billy-Yeah hes my dongleganger!

by KooterIntruder July 11, 2019

Dongle life

When a corporation intentionally limits what you can/cannot do with your electronic device and people just passively accept that as life.

C'mon Apple, we've been living the dongle life for years, carrying all these extra cables and adapters with us only because we have one damn port. I think about it's time that we (the consumers) had enough of this.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 26, 2020

dinkler

The name of a tongue which comes out of your nose. Coined by Gaten Matarazzo on the Ridiculousness episode "Scarediculousness"

Rob Dyrdek: What you just witnessed is one of the world's very first dinklers.

by EvanKnish December 14, 2020

gankle my dankle

A sexual act where a female participant inserts a segment of her pinky finger into the male's anus while concurrently performing fellatio on him.

Girl: Um Mike... Sorry, but can you put down the remote for a second... we need to talk.
Mike: What bitch? I guess... I was trying to watching this Dancing with the Stars.
Girl: So I was looking at your Facebook profile and um, who is that girl Rwanda?
Mike: Man, that's just some other bitch that ain't you, I luv you girl... now get over here and gankle my dankle.
Girl: Oh, Mike... you're so sweet.

by Danitski Erlenmeyer Jandabar August 27, 2009

dongle

The get head behind the shed at a party.

I got a dongle from that girl the other night.

by dongles_big December 3, 2007