One Direction Infection

One direction Infection is only the best illness ever
Symptoms -
Excess Drooling, fainting and a major love for one direction; Harry styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.

Girl: Do you have bieber fever?
Shannon Fowler: No, i have one direction infection!
Girl: omg, me too!
Shannon Fowler: I love them!

by Shannonloves1D January 23, 2011

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Special Erection

When you’re in special ed class and get a handy from the guy/girl sitting next to you while the teacher is out of the room

Dude I got ~special erection~ yesterday, that’s the hottest handy

by The Pussy Bomba May 10, 2019

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ask for derections • Directioner • erection • de-rection • Directionator • directions • Directional • directionally challenged • Erectionary • Erection Ejection

Erection Protection

The amount of protection provided by clothing such as pants, sweaters and shirts, that helps to hide the fact that you have an erection.

"My swim shorts didn't have very good erection protection last night. Every one in pool could tell I was as hard as a rock."

"I'd give these new pair of jeans a 10/10 on the erection protection scale!"

by Missed or Nickel August 12, 2009

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HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION

PLEASE SEND HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION FOR REAL HELP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE HELP ME REMOVE THE ERECTION
HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION

by A Real Commie July 1, 2019

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erection fairy

The little fairy that every man has that flys around you and gives you raging erections during school and while your grandmother is fixing your pants zipper.

"Take me erection fairy! Bring me the erection."
"My erection fairy is long dead, and now I cant pleasure my cats."

by Aarons Mom September 5, 2008

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Directionator

People who think they have swag like Directioners. The are fake/new fans of the amazingly good looking and talented boy band One Direction. They do not understand inside jokes. They think they are better then original fans. They most probably think:
"Zayn" is spelt "Zain"
Liam likes cats.
Harry hates spoons.
Louis loves Food.
Niall likes carrots.

"Omg do you like One Direction?! I love Neil, Lewis, Liam, Harold and Zain! I'm a Directionator!

by OneDirectionsRealFan October 30, 2011

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