Delete Key

A random person who likes to delete things on purpose, just for kicks.

Hey, Joe is such a Delete Key! Now why did he go and delete my paper like that...

by D. Elete January 14, 2008

Delete Key

The key on your keyboard that no one seems to know exists.

Person1: Press the delete key.
Person2: *points* This one.
Person1: NO thats the backspace key....

by HT February 29, 2004

Block delete

Used for MSN Messenger to effectively stop someone from talking to you. Block them so you appear offline to them, and delete them so they don't waste space on your list.

Person 1: lol
Person 1: lol
Person 1: lol
Person 2: STFU or i'll block delete you

by Hom3r September 27, 2005

Delete Expert

Someone who has learned to hit the delete button whenever a negative or discouraging thought tries to infect his mental software to make him look guilty, stupid, or worried.

Samuel wouldn’t be where he’s today had he not been a delete expert—more often than not, he’s able to neutralize any negative or doubtful thought with a positive biblical verse.

by MathPlus December 23, 2018

delete vod

When you accidentally show your thicc butt on a live stream and need to delete the video before youtube SJWs get mad and ban your channel.

*Shows ass cheeks*
Streamer: "Alright, I'm gonna delete vod"

by andy72jxbox August 28, 2018

deleted boy

A man that does not grow up until he is in his mid forties and realizes all his boy hood friends have families and jobs. He finally has to delete the boy section in his brain. Some of them never do it.

I love him but but he never once gave me the security I needed, he is one of many deleted boys in my life.

by Tallfire July 19, 2016

hard delete

When you get hammered to the point of remembering nothing, making a complete fool out of yourself, pissing a lot of people off but refusing to hear the stories when your friends tell you about them. Rather, you'd prefer to hard delete the night act like it never happened.

Friend: Do you remember last night calling your ex and telling him he was the love of your life and you'd never love anyone like him, then using a wedding china to make nachos only to break it and spilling a glass of red wine all over your cashmere sweater.....

You interjecting: I don't need to hear any more. Let's hard delete last night.

by buttercup2060 January 26, 2018