Marry your daughter type of guy 

A high, odd praise from a father (or man) to call another man a marry your daughter type of guy. A marry your daughter type of guy takes life’s ups and downs in stride, without being negative. He treats women with class and respect, gets to know their families, and is loyal. At the end of the day, he is someone you can trust with your daughter through thick and thin to treat her right and raise a family.

"He's a marry your daughter type of guy."

--Brandon Beane on Mitch Trubisky

Marry your daughter type of guy by mydtog December 30, 2022

Jerry's Daughter 

Intoxication to the point of physical retardation and/or mongoloid facial expressions.

I was so wasted last night I looked like Jerry's Daughter.

Jerry's Daughter by shmc prophet May 20, 2011

Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter 

Funny meme.
Haha Jonathan you are banging my daught- *GUNSHOTS*

"Hi sorry I was late I was doing stuff."
"It's okay... I am stuff"
"OMG!!!! Stuff!!!No!!!"
"Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter"

Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter by sussy baka!!!!!! June 22, 2021

Pakistani Daughter Independence Day 

On July 5th, Pakistani Daughters are free to makeout with any white guy they choose.

They are free from any repercussion that may arise from their fathers.

It has been kept secret by Pakistani fathers for hundreds of years. Instead of mistletoe, the Pakistani daughters hang bowls of Buttered Chicken from the ceiling, and any white guy that happens to stand other the Buttered Chicken gets to makeout with the Pakistani Daughter.

Dude, I just stood under the Buttered Chicken mistletoe and madeout with that hot Pakistani chick over there...amazing! July 5th is better than Christmas! I love Pakistani Daughter Independence Day!

Pakistani Daughter Independence Day by The Brave Little Toaster Oven July 6, 2009

preachers daughter 

A girl who was a goodie goodie in high school then goes to college and goes crazy with drugs alcohol etc...

That Megan has really turned into a preachers daughter during freshman year

preachers daughter by Bluffmaster Schwartz December 7, 2015

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter 

An American sitcom starring John Ritter most popular before his untimely passing in 2003. ran from 2002 to 2005 on the ABC in America, ABC1 in the UK and Channel 7 in Australia. The shows storylines were about a family patriarch named Paul Hennessy trying to stop his daughters from growing up too fast mainly in dating. Retitled 8 Simple Rules after John Ritter's death. a.k.a A Few Simple Rules (working title)

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter was a great show, starring the late John Ritter, Katey Sagal, David Spade and Kaley Cuoco.

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter by Predeckis April 28, 2006

Meatloaf's Daughter 

A particularly large or generous crap. One which takes some effort to pass.

"You were in the toilet for ages"
"Yes I know, I was giving birth to Meatloaf's daughter"

Meatloaf's Daughter by Brian Abbs February 24, 2004