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Squeaky Curds

The holy grail of Wisconsin snacks, fresh cheese curds that squeak when you bite them. If it doesn’t squeak, it’s not legit.
Man, these squeaky curds are straight-up divine! Nothing says Wisconsin like a bag of these babies.
by LUMONOVA August 7, 2024
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dirty cheese curd

A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.
Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”
by Davey Fakename August 16, 2023
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Curd Nerd

Someone who knows and loves everything about Culver's, the fast food establishment founded in 1984 in Wisconsin. The word is in reference to one of the most iconic menu items, cheese curds, as well as the general identity associated with Culver's.
He must really be a curd nerd, he was going on about the different flavour of the days for at least an hour yesterday.
by ItsRandxm February 28, 2024
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Diddle curds

When the vaginal moisture, or essence, of a woman post-coitus (or as a result of self-fornatication) begins to coagulate. Can be served as a midday treat a la pumpkin seeds.
Wow, Rach, your diddle curds are delicious this time of year. Are they homegrown, or did you get them at a farmer’s market?
by ididitallfortheloiriii8 June 11, 2022
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Cheese curds

Smelly yellow foot fungus that appears only in summer
by anonymous June 28, 2022
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Gurd curd

the residue under the foreskin after playing minecraft for 72 hours straight
i went to have sex with my girlfriend but she seen my gurd curd
by hillier9999 November 10, 2025
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