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dirty cheese curd

A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.
Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”
by Davey Fakename August 16, 2023
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Hot Curd

A glass bottom boat augmented with a chilled quart of cottage cheese.
Janice wasn't impressed with my attempt at a glass bottom boat - so I upped the ante with a steaming Hot Curd.
by Narpets October 24, 2015
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Curd

Saying and agreeing to do something; then doing something completely irrelevant and 1000 projects later you finally start doing what you were asked to do
"Stop pulling a curd"

"You're such a curd"
by TheUnknownClanner December 6, 2024
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Curd Burger Blow Job

You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.
"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."
by WisconsinStrong November 19, 2023
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curd nerd

Someone who knows a bit too much about cheese
"Dude, Jack is such a curd nerd!"
by His psyeudonym August 20, 2020
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Cheese Curd

Someone who is a fan of the artist known as CrissCrossCannibal or The Cross System.
by CrissCrossCannibal October 13, 2022
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