penthouse crabs

Penthouse crabs are lice. They get their name from crabs, which are mainly found in the pubic region, who migrate, or "move on up" to the head, the "penthouse" of the body.

Did you see Brittney Spears scratching her head on Dateline the other night? It looked like she definately got a case of the penthouse crabs.

by Squirrely June 19, 2006

ass crabs

crabs on your ass!

sean has ass crabs!

by tiggal bittys June 26, 2008

Chubby Cubster

usually happens while sitting down in class, work, or church and a half boner starts creeping up.

Dude, i am getting a chubby cubster looking at that chicks tits.

damn i hate standing up when i got a chubby cubster.

by slizza May 13, 2009

Cabstand

A place where taxicabs go and stand in line, awaiting passengers. It's usually a common sight in busy places such as at airports, shopping malls, pubs, and strip joints. The line usually works on a first-come first-serve basis, but not in Ireland...because the Irish are too drunk to care (google it).

"Henry! Have you seen Tommy?" "Yes Mr. Batts he's up at the cabstand shining shoes as usual..."

by TomatosRaafatos July 17, 2020

mega crabs

Like regular crabs, (the sexually transmitted parasite that lives in public hair) except several times bigger and more uncomfortable.

1. "excuse me, do you have anything for crabs?"
2. "sure, right over here sir"
1. "Mega crabs.."
2. "dear god sir, i beleive..your fucked'.."

by Jim, King of Ghana November 28, 2007

crabs

Little animals found on the beach.

Samantha, don't talk to strangers, you'll get crabs.

by Rob Templin February 13, 2003

Cuasay

Anyone who is seen with this surname is defined as the most badass sexual lords of the earth. They rule all forms of sex and can make anything orgasm, even old men with Erectile dysfunction. If you meet any Cuasay's, avoid getting on their bad side, they'll fuck you up.

Guy 1: Did you see what happened to John?
Guy 2: Yeah he tried to fight a Cuasay.
Guy 1: They beat him to a pulp and then forced him to cum three times in his pants.

by Jennitron November 10, 2012