cracker crusader

A black person who has an unhealthy obsession for white boys/girls . Someone who will only be loyal to white people and only ever finds white people attractive
brooo that black girl is a cracker crusader she only ever goes for white boys
by papastankhead April 29, 2023
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Minority Crusader

A person who specifically wastes their life "standing up" for "oppressed communities". They say they are making the world better with their outlandish idealisms (sorry for any minority crusaders that have a brain) but in the long run just annoy people.
I can't believe I used to be friends with minority crusaders. That was the worst time of my life.
by I_make_words March 25, 2021
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Crusade nigger

A Knight in shining armor that wants to take back their holly land
Jonathan is such a crusade nigger, he visited Jerusalem just last week.
by TheJewFromWaterloo June 07, 2019
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Anal Crusader

A knight of castle humpalot that goes around raping and pillaging assholes. An anal crusader can also be considered a pious homosexual rapist
Watch out its the Anal Crusader Timmy, keep your asshole against the wall.
by Poepholl Pilot February 14, 2019
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pussy crusader

bunch of baddies in one spot
#pussycrusaders4life
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i heard the pussy crusaders were out the other day
yeah they really looted the houses of parliament, i wish i was a pussy crusader
by mekaaa June 12, 2022
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The Great Crusade

A time where the pope was like "nibba these muslims suck, go fuck them up"
"Yo I was part of the Great Crusade last night, it was so much fun taking Jerusalem
by Walaba September 30, 2018
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Cut crusader

A guy without the hood around the tip of the penis.
"Dude are you a hooded hero or a cut crusader?"
"Why do you want to know, that's gay bro?"
by Chris.is.gay February 06, 2020
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