Man1: how did last night go with that slutty drunk chick?
Man2: great i gave that bitch a queen's crown.
Man2: great i gave that bitch a queen's crown.
by pdev March 15, 2012
When a man has vaginal, oral, and anal sex with a woman, to completion in each respective location, all in the same night.
by jmmmmm April 24, 2006
by CactusJack- December 10, 2019
When a girl is goin down on you, you pull your dick out and slap her on the forhead with your dick while it still wet to show whos the King
by hell naw bitch February 09, 2008
A school where boys and girls go to so they can break rules and act hard when we all know that they'er bitches that cry for attention
Have you seen that bitch from crown woods
by skskskthetruth June 17, 2019
by strainedcalvesbingbangbadaboom April 23, 2010
I once heard the late George Carlin at a live performance reel off hundreds of witty slang synonyms for masturbation, but his final entry, and the punchline for his entire performance, was,
"Crowning the King."
I thought it was the funniest.
"Crowning the King."
I thought it was the funniest.
Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! Prince Andrew! How much longer are you going to be in there?
Prince Andrew: Just a little while longer, Grand Mum.
Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! You are not endevouring to masturbate in there, are you?
Prince Andrew: Of course not, Grand Mum--I'm Crowning the King!
Prince Andrew: Just a little while longer, Grand Mum.
Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! You are not endevouring to masturbate in there, are you?
Prince Andrew: Of course not, Grand Mum--I'm Crowning the King!
by Dr Whosis December 20, 2009