crippled nipple

The Disabledness After getin Purple Nurpled

john got a serious crippled nipple aafter yesterday

by poptartslapper March 17, 2014

cripple ship

1. a disabled vessel
2. a nickname for someone with really weird friends/a nickname your friend called you once as a joke but soon became the name they use for you all the time...
3. Friends with poppet and sarita

Cripple Shipppp!!!!" or "Come on little ship"

by Cripple Ship May 30, 2011

Crippling Erection

A raging erection the cripples ones ability to move due to a noticeable bulge.

"Kyle will you pass the bong"
" I can't i have a crippling erection

by Erectile misfunction October 8, 2021

cripple plate

A license plate which indicates that a vehicle is being operated by a cripple or is used for cripple transport. Most license plates will display the standard wheelchair symbol or the abbreviation 'DP' for disabled person.

"We're barely moving! The guy in front of me is driving like an idiot," said Jim.
"Well, you should've noticed the cripple plates on his car before you got behind him," responded his wife.

by MateoXDelgado February 4, 2014

crippling progression

It's when you succeed so much that you lose the ability to walk and use all other motor functions.

Why is Kyle just laying on the floor, he's been there for like a week. He has crippling progression from all of his TikTok clout

by Barry Mcawkinner February 1, 2020

Triple Cripple

A 3s team in World of Warcraft where the entire purpose is to annoy the enemy team by focusing on movement impairing affects.

Oh no, it's that triple cripple team again. Last game with these guys lasted 15 minutes.

by Vaanx May 5, 2021

Cripple Carl

A crippled person who is extremely ripped and tough

Mary: Jim has really big arms and sweet abs!!
Joe: I know and he's cripple he is a total Cripple Carl!!

by SchwiftySardonyx April 17, 2017