10 pounds of fart being held back by one ounce of crap. The crap comes out jet powered and often creates artwork on the side of the toilet. Named for the 'blap' sound it makes coming out.
It's also artificially created by forcing a crap. Taking a 10 minute crap in 2 minutes often creates a blap crap.
It's also artificially created by forcing a crap. Taking a 10 minute crap in 2 minutes often creates a blap crap.
by Fartasaurus Rex September 16, 2011
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Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."
Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."
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This is a cheap person. They would buy cheap pussy if they got a prostitute because they’re too tight with their money. They would rather have low class pussy then pay for the good kind.
Her: My husband won’t buy me a Mercedes for my 50th birthday
Friend: It’s because he’s pussy cheap, he wouldn’t even buy you a Hyundai.
Friend: It’s because he’s pussy cheap, he wouldn’t even buy you a Hyundai.
by Gayvampire13 April 26, 2019
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~Also a viral TV show on TLC called Extreme Cheapskates starring Pinto Family.
~Also a viral TV show on TLC called Extreme Cheapskates starring Pinto Family.
The pintos are such extreme cheapskates! I know bro, I went shopping with them and they try to save every cent with coupons!
by satoshinaakamoto October 17, 2020
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by userhandlegoeshere August 28, 2021
Get the Crustaceous Cheapskate mug.When the writers of a film run out of funny and interesting dialogue and resort to using a pop-culture reference as a cheap gag.
"Hey Erik?"
"Yeah Chris?"
"What should we have the wizard man tell the kids to continue the plot in a funny way?"
"idk, make him say "Scooby-Doo this crap", that'd be hilarious."
"Yeah Chris?"
"What should we have the wizard man tell the kids to continue the plot in a funny way?"
"idk, make him say "Scooby-Doo this crap", that'd be hilarious."
by CYA59 November 30, 2021
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Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
by scodder November 15, 2012
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