Cracker Jack

A white person who frantically tries to beat there dick so there dad doesn’t catch them

Also can be used as a method of jabaiting people into fucking you

I had to Cracker Jack before step sis caught me

by Bigboy_911 April 25, 2019

Cracker Jack cop

a cop who is so shit at there job they abuse there power and use the laws against good citizens.

your a cracker jack cop fuck.

by wizwiz May 20, 2021

cracker jack

An exclaimation used in order to connote excitement, surprise or even disappointment.

"Cracker jack yo!" That n00b played us. The herb is bunk.

by Knattypheet August 25, 2006

crackerlackerpoopars

a really random word I made up when i was bored

um..............i cant think of an example but crackerlackerpoopars

by the original clarey May 13, 2004

CrackerJacker

A person who is not caucasian tries to act like one.

Dude, that Kavyn is such a crackerjacker.

by SirKittyLitter May 17, 2009

cracker jack

When a male ejaculates into a shot glass filled with Jack Daniels whiskey and gives it to a female.

My girlfriends favorite drink is a cracker jack.

by shortcircuity2k November 9, 2008

Cracker Jack

A girl, not a guy, who is slightly odd in the head. Often has problems concerning her love life. The term cracker comes from her thoughts of eating an entire pack of crackers a couple days before. Jack comes from her thoughts of a guys dog who's name isn't even Jack. She will answer the oddest of questions without even asking you why you asked her them. If that last sentence confused you, you too may be a Cracker Jack.

That stupid Cracker Jack.



Did you see that girl who just ran into the door? She must be a Cracker Jack.



Shut up you dipshiv! You were better off as a Cracker Jack!

by The weirdest Allykins of all April 6, 2009