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Anonymous Coward

Name for a blogger who is old enough to join the military, too old to stay at home and is spoiled rotten.
Anonymous Coward writes: Our president needs to be impeached for his terroristic act of waging war.
by Bustedjaouted September 25, 2007
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selfish coward

a selfish coward is a person who disregards everyone else feelings while being afraid to confront others
Oh my god Delilah is such a selfish coward.
by dudewhomemes March 18, 2023
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Text coward

A person who is such a wuss that he can only act all bolshie and tough by text message, but not by phone and most certainly not face-to-face
He's having a go at me by text message again. What a text coward!
by King Drax October 29, 2012
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Keyboard Coward

A keyboard coward is a type of Redditor that refuses to express their disagreements with posts, or comments within Reddit with their words. Instead, they would rather abuse the voting system within Reddit to mark their disagreement.
That user is a keyboard coward because they are incapable of forming their opinions into words. Instead this user uses down votes to show that they disagree with the OP.
by Nick Lotze March 25, 2016
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Coward's Swastika

Have fascist beliefs but lack the balls to hang a Nazi flag? Try the coward's swastika, aka the "thin blue line" flag. Black, white, and a thin blue line keeping them separate. It's very subtle.
"Look at that cop with the coward's swastika mask. I bet that he beats us if we confront him on it"
by ridl-the-ridl September 27, 2020
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conscientious coward

an individual's ability to substitute moral objection in place cowardice or fear inspired urination.
When confronted, John reacted with moral objection to cover his fear of public humiliation or show of cowardice. He is in fact a "conscientious coward".
by Reddog99- November 5, 2011
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Guitar coward

John's the guitar hero, I'm no hero and I'm not made of what he's made of.
Everyone considered him the guitar coward of Nashville. Something always told me they were reading Thomas right, that boy is a guitar coward he's scared to play a guitar.
by Solid Mantis May 20, 2017
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